Is there a law?

jaF0

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One that says I can't add blueberries to peach yogurt?

If there is, screw it.
 
I'm pretty sure it's in HR1. In the New 1489 Commandments Section - Thou Shalt Not Mix Blueberries in Peach Yogurt, You Secular Humanist Apostate.
 
How about mac and cheese in the middle of the night?
 
There are so many food items where they combine a crazy number of fruit flavors. Your example is pretty tame in comparison.
 
.. against having French Fries and bacon for breakfast instead of hash browns and bacon?


Ain't nuthin' different but the shape of the cut.
 
.. against having French Fries and bacon for breakfast instead of hash browns and bacon?


Ain't nuthin' different but the shape of the cut.

But people can become increased by the addition or subtraction of black pudding to an English Breakfast.
 
There is a little known/used law out of New York back in the 1500s that blueberries were declared not a food and should never be used around real food. It was never over turned, just ignored. But as you are having peaches and blueberries together they might just reactivate the law in New York again. It might all depend on what kind of a sloth they elect at their next governor.
 
jafo and H have some things in common... they both enjoy pie in the middle of the night
 
Blueberry’s okay, peaches fine, but yogurt… I won’t tolerate it.

Which really sucks, because I quite enjoy yogurt.
 
... against having cheese dogs in the middle of the night?

If there is, tough. Call the Food Fuzz.
 
Against waking up in the early hours wanting chocolate. Then when you take one bite, you don’t want it anymore?

Lucy.
 
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