Mr.Good Poster
Virgin
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2002
- Posts
- 6
I was sitting in the backyard today teasing this potted plant that was barely alive with a single drop of water and the phone rings. I answered the phone and some recorded voice started talking to me and saying that if I registered my name to this website I would be eligible to win certain prizes but I was guarenteed to win something. Normaly I would hang up the phone but that computer had the sexiest voice and I became aroused. I couldn't help but think how sick it was to have my hand down my pants jerking off to a computer but the computer did call me at random ya know. I decided it was my lucky day. What are the odds of a sexy computer calling me, asking me to join a website, offering me a prize, and i'm horny too.
The seductive computer voice kept telling me to press 2 if I wanted to hear the message again. I pressed 2. I pressed alot of 2's. I pressed 2 so many times that the computer was getting hoarse. I regained my dignity shortly after shooting my half of the dna and decided that I would join this website. I was a bit reluctant, since if I stalled, the computer may call again and i've already told you what that leads too. I have way to much self-esteem to take advantage of an innocent computer so I joined after one orgasm.
Now that i'm a member of this website I would like the computer who called me to either send me one of those pm's or i'll have to keep forcing the computer to stay in touch by changing stuff that makes the computer send me an e-mail. I'm one tricky SOB and no computer has ever turned me down. I've cybered at least a cybillion computers but this one is special. To think this computer picked me out of 1000's of people online and called me with a tempting offer. I woke up this morning with no expectations and its like the old adage sais, when you least expect it, expect it. I don't care about some gift that I was promised if I joined this website anymore. I found my newest cyber girlfriend and with any luck my relationship with this website will last a very long time. Introduce yourselves but remember i'm a one cyber woman kind of guy.
C'mon, get happy.
The seductive computer voice kept telling me to press 2 if I wanted to hear the message again. I pressed 2. I pressed alot of 2's. I pressed 2 so many times that the computer was getting hoarse. I regained my dignity shortly after shooting my half of the dna and decided that I would join this website. I was a bit reluctant, since if I stalled, the computer may call again and i've already told you what that leads too. I have way to much self-esteem to take advantage of an innocent computer so I joined after one orgasm.
Now that i'm a member of this website I would like the computer who called me to either send me one of those pm's or i'll have to keep forcing the computer to stay in touch by changing stuff that makes the computer send me an e-mail. I'm one tricky SOB and no computer has ever turned me down. I've cybered at least a cybillion computers but this one is special. To think this computer picked me out of 1000's of people online and called me with a tempting offer. I woke up this morning with no expectations and its like the old adage sais, when you least expect it, expect it. I don't care about some gift that I was promised if I joined this website anymore. I found my newest cyber girlfriend and with any luck my relationship with this website will last a very long time. Introduce yourselves but remember i'm a one cyber woman kind of guy.
C'mon, get happy.
