Is reaching late middle age the same as...

[p_p_man]

reaching puberty, but in reverse.

I've noticed in recent years that my body has re-learned the attraction of spots, that no-one understands me anymore, that I'm ugly and my sex drive has reached an all time high!

They don't mention this in any of the text books!

 

[Siren]

That is it exactly pp man..........

 

[miles]

The best part about getting older is all the experience you've gained.

I once worked with a guy in his late 60's who thought he was God's gift to women. He told me "I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar."

 

[Guest]

He's trying to con-dem-in-to sex?

 

[p_p_man]

He's trying to con-dem-in-to sex?

Was that a play on condom or condiment?

 

[sigh]

hmmm...i was going to respond angriliy to something completely off topic, but then this is p_p_man's thread and that last time i did that he chastised me...

so...

i have no reason to be here because i'm not on the late side of middle age

you make it sound lovely though p_p dear...now i have decades to anticipate it

thanks so much

 

[p_p_man]

you make it sound lovely though p_p dear...now i have decades to anticipate it

thanks so much

Ooops! Sorry to spoil the future for you. Just ignore I said anything...


I'm more interested in what you were going to say off-topic...

 

[mig]

Late middle age

Isn't that the same as being old?

No?

Good,I'm not old then.

 

[mig]

And.

Not found in all the text books.

We've been around long enough to write our own text book.



So let's get writing.

 

[p_p_man]

And.
We've been around long enough to write our own text book.
So let's get writing.

Chapter 1

Spots and how they affect you're life...

 

[mig]

Brilliant,just bloody brilliant.

 

[p_p_man]

I thought it was a good chapter title too...

My next chapter is going to be:

Chapter 2:

Do your grandchildren misunderstand you?

 

[Mensa]

British understatement

Late middle age = Crusty old fart.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: British understatement

Late middle age = Crusty old fart.

Crusty old fart = builder of Empires!




Altogether now...

Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...

 

[Mensa]

One of my favourite subjects

Ancient History!

 

[p_p_man]

You lot have never been the same...

since you change your national emblem into a leaf...

I mean sheesh! Not even a decent moose, but a leaf!

 

[Mensa]

A fitting symbol

At least we have Maple Leaves. Britain's symbol is what? A lion? Yeah, a goodly number of those roaming about the Isles!

 

[nasty]

Hey, p.p. I have to use Viagra, thanks to my disability. I'm only 22. That make you feel any younger?

 

[p_p_man]

You've got me beat and I wanna make a cup of cawfee...

I was going to come back with a cutting comment in support of St George and the dragon.

But I realise I'm on fairly shaky ground there..

**gives mensa a salute as befitting an honourable opponent**

 

[p_p_man]

Hey, p.p. I have to use Viagra, thanks to my disability. I'm only 22. That make you feel any younger?

Thanks nasty, the sentiment is appreciated.

God Bless you and may you have many healthy children...

 

[mig]

Never forget

that Canada has contributed many wondrous things to the world.

Todd for one.

 

[nasty]

God Bless you and may you have many healthy children...

Rugrats? NOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[christophe]

i guess i can say im in better shape better health than i ever was in my puberty years. and sex...welll...once you kninda figure out what your doing it is much better than before...all ya need is the right women to train u