Is Pizza the Perfect Food?

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Bread > Crust, can even be whole wheat.

Dairy> Cheese

Fruit> Tomato Sauce (in some cases pineapple)

Veggies> Peppers, Onions, etc.

Meat> Pepperoni, sausage, ham, ground beef, etc.


Where else can you get a full compliment of all the food groups in one bite?
 
Yes

Well it's the end of a long day, and I am super hungry. Talking even thinking about food, is making it worse..
 
Where else can you get a full compliment of all the food groups in one bite?

Any hamburger stand. And you can get onion rings too!

Or a salad if you have that 46xx chromothingy.
 
It is perfect for fat people. I only eat that shit when there is a pizza party at work, and I only do it in the name of comradery.
 
This sort of thing often makes stories in Italian breakfast time news. Also fruit flavoured ice cream.

ICE CREAM! I could use some ice cream right about now. Black Cherry or Moose Trax or Mud Pie or...

Hmmm, the freezer is empty of this special delicacy at the moment. But, the grocery store is right down the road. And I can stop at the ice cream parlor by the theater on the way.

BRB.
 
Not eating it. Eating too much of it.

I can't think of a single person over 35 who eats that shit and isn't fat.

Lower it to 30 and 75% of them are fatties.

Pizza - in the US - is shit food. The cheese is full of hormones. The wheat is of a terrible high gluten strain developed in the 70s which fucks with your insulin levels and also makes you fat.

1-2 times a year after an arm twist is enough, and even then it's suspect.
 
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