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James Bond could be non-binary in future: 'It's open'
Sun, 12 Dec 2021 02:32:40 GMT
James Bond will be played by a male actor, but the character could identify as non-binary, according to the film's producer. Daniel Craig ended his tenure...


i wonder if one of the future villains, instead of being named oddjob, will be named blowjob?
 
At the risk of sounding like some throwback idiot, there are certain characters who are, at the core, male characters. Just like there are certain characters who are female characters. Because like it or not, that is what defines the character. A male Wonder Woman just wouldn't work, any better than a female James Bond or a female Doctor Who (yeah, I know.) Which is not to say you couldn't make a good action movie about a strong badass female British spy, or a male badass character who uses a lassoo and flies an invisible jet. Just don't call it "James Bond" or "Wonder transWoman" or whatever.
 
A Pro Football Team
5 innocent Black Kid's Lives
Steaks
A College
3 Marriages
4 Kids
A Fucking Casino
Almost America

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If you're the kind of spy Bond is, it's probably best to stay celibate while you're on a mission. Any woman you hook up with might be an enemy who's planning to kill you as soon as she gets you alone. If not, then she's a civilian, and you're putting her life in danger just by being near her.
 
If you're the kind of spy Bond is, it's probably best to stay celibate while you're on a mission. Any woman you hook up with might be an enemy who's planning to kill you as soon as she gets you alone. If not, then she's a civilian, and you're putting her life in danger just by being near her.

Yet, Bond would fuck her first....

And than sleep lightly.
 
James Bond movies are a repository of the currently cool. The franchise has never pretended to be the least bit realistic about the world of espionage.

If LBGTQXYZ is cool enough, 007 will go both ways and all ways, as the plot demands. I expect to see a "Bond Boys" calendar on sale in Barns&Noble come January.
 
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