Is my wit too sharp

Rambling Rose said:
Don't quit your day job.


My job as a day comedian don't pay too good. It is my night job that really brings in the bucks.
 
It was a dream. You're more of a posturing Faux-intellectual who likes to give attention in order to secure the friendship of the likes of our very own *bratcat*.

That concludes the 50 minutes, please pay on the way out and schedule a time for next week.
 
Last night I dreamed that we were all wearing blue striped pants.
 
Dillinger said:
Last night I dreamed that we were all wearing blue striped pants.

With big floral patterned button down shirts, open halfway?

Yeah, I was there.



freaky.
 
Dillinger said:
Last night I dreamed that we were all wearing blue striped pants.

I was wondering where my collection went. You people need to stay out of my closet.
 
Freaky.

My last dream involved the guy outta Bj and the bear,and the bear.


I have some weird arsed dreams.
 
I think my wit is the stuff legends are made of...like the wit of Mark Twain, Woody Allen and Bob Costas...
 
AusTess said:
Freaky.

My last dream involved the guy outta Bj and the bear,and the bear.


I have some weird arsed dreams.

Somehow I like that.
Hmmm. What were BJ and the bear doing?
 
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