Is my cat possessed by the devil?

[parodyluvr75]

https://dailypineapple.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/crazy_cat.jpg

He sometimes talks to my dishwasher.

 

[smoothg103rd]

All cats are the devil.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://megalawlz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/catnip.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://img.memecdn.com/devil-cat_fb_287379.jpg

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://onjacksonstreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cat-eating-bird.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KDjcFRYuKHE/VLlp601Q3FI/AAAAAAABXD0/nvv_88-nucc/s1600/possessed-by-satan-cat.jpg

 

[yossi]

He sometimes talks to my dishwasher.

Not the devil, but Mike Yates is a distinct possibility.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://now.tufts.edu/sites/default/files/130708_cat_bird_L.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ec/0f/a7/ec0fa7cc2483d58b977e07f460fff033.jpg

 

[pollynova]

https://dailypineapple.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/crazy_cat.jpg

He sometimes talks to my dishwasher.

Does the dishwasher talk back?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/126/383562932_4d28d5fbc5_z.jpg?zz=1

 

[Eyereadtoo]

https://dailypineapple.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/crazy_cat.jpg

He sometimes talks to my dishwasher.

Yes. Yes he is.

 

[hssh345Alt]

Yes. Yes She is.

why do you hate cats?
((aka Aren't you one of the blurt people?))

 

[iamjustme4ever]

Cats rule!!

 

[pollynova]

http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-kitten-watching-dishwasher-kitchen.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not the devil, but Mike Yates is a distinct possibility.

Or just his dishwasher.

Does the dishwasher talk back?

Maybe?

http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-kitten-watching-dishwasher-kitchen.jpg

Mystery solved.

 

[gravyrug]

I suspect that the Devil is possessed by cats.

 

[Mike_Yates]

The only way to tell is to sprinkle holy water on it.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/9c8d549d356c3aa39d7f5f0c0a6752a7ed6936f0_m.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/b68ce8228a5fa5fb64958f8219269252005c256f_m.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

The only way to tell is to sprinkle holy water on it.

Good idea, Mike.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Good idea, Mike.

You could also hold a crucifix up to it's face and see if it growls and hisses at it.

If that's the case, then your cat is more than likely possessed by a demon.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You could also hold a crucifix up to it's face and see if it growls and hisses at it.

If that's the case, then your cat is more than likely possessed by a demon.

What if I don't have a cross can I cross two spoons like in the movies?

 

[Mike_Yates]

What if I don't have a cross can I cross two spoons like in the movies?

Sure, that might work.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sure, that might work.

Nope, it's just sitting there looking at me like I'm crazy.