Is money the only way to get sex if you don't have anything else?

[daigo]

I'm pretty poor; I work a minimum wage job at a fast food joint because I failed out of college - twice, even though I studied ~12 hours every single day. So I'm also pretty dumb.

I'm also not that good looking (my own mother used to call me ugly before she ran away with her boyfriend) so I don't have any looks to go on except maybe my physique because I exercise regularly.

And to ice it all off, my penis is just about 3 inches (or about 7.5 cm) erect, so due to all of my circumstances I have been able to have sex in my 30 years of life.

Since my facial appearance and penis size are pretty much unchangeable unless I am very wealthy, and I cannot hire a prostitute or escort because I can't afford one, it seems money is the only solution to all my problems.

Am I missing something, or is money all there is to it?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm pretty poor; I work a minimum wage job at a fast food joint because I failed out of college - twice, even though I studied ~12 hours every single day. So I'm also pretty dumb.

I'm also not that good looking (my own mother used to call me ugly before she ran away with her boyfriend) so I don't have any looks to go on except maybe my physique because I exercise regularly.

And to ice it all off, my penis is just about 3 inches (or about 7.5 cm) erect, so due to all of my circumstances I have been able to have sex in my 30 years of life.

Since my facial appearance and penis size are pretty much unchangeable unless I am very wealthy, and I cannot hire a prostitute or escort because I can't afford one, it seems money is the only solution to all my problems.

Am I missing something, or is money all there is to it?

Welcome back Mike.

 

[great lover]

Trickery is another.

 

[richard_daily]

I'm pretty poor; I work a minimum wage job at a fast food joint because I failed out of college - twice, even though I studied ~12 hours every single day. So I'm also pretty dumb.

I'm also not that good looking (my own mother used to call me ugly before she ran away with her boyfriend) so I don't have any looks to go on except maybe my physique because I exercise regularly.

And to ice it all off, my penis is just about 3 inches (or about 7.5 cm) erect, so due to all of my circumstances I have been able to have sex in my 30 years of life.

Since my facial appearance and penis size are pretty much unchangeable unless I am very wealthy, and I cannot hire a prostitute or escort because I can't afford one, it seems money is the only solution to all my problems.

Am I missing something, or is money all there is to it?

koalabear, is that you?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

koalabear, is that you?

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[bronzeage]

I'm pretty poor; I work a minimum wage job at a fast food joint because I failed out of college - twice, even though I studied ~12 hours every single day. So I'm also pretty dumb.

I'm also not that good looking (my own mother used to call me ugly before she ran away with her boyfriend) so I don't have any looks to go on except maybe my physique because I exercise regularly.

And to ice it all off, my penis is just about 3 inches (or about 7.5 cm) erect, so due to all of my circumstances I have been able to have sex in my 30 years of life.

Since my facial appearance and penis size are pretty much unchangeable unless I am very wealthy, and I cannot hire a prostitute or escort because I can't afford one, it seems money is the only solution to all my problems.

Am I missing something, or is money all there is to it?

Depends on how you look in eye make up and a teddy.

 

[LillyO]

I'm pretty poor; I work a minimum wage job at a fast food joint because I failed out of college - twice, even though I studied ~12 hours every single day. So I'm also pretty dumb.

I'm also not that good looking (my own mother used to call me ugly before she ran away with her boyfriend) so I don't have any looks to go on except maybe my physique because I exercise regularly.

And to ice it all off, my penis is just about 3 inches (or about 7.5 cm) erect, so due to all of my circumstances I have been able to have sex in my 30 years of life.

Since my facial appearance and penis size are pretty much unchangeable unless I am very wealthy, and I cannot hire a prostitute or escort because I can't afford one, it seems money is the only solution to all my problems.

Am I missing something, or is money all there is to it?

Do you make it a habit of either showing or telling girls about your penis size when you meet them? If you do, we may have hit on one flaw in your 15 year quest to get laid.