Is lit lowering anyone else's work efficiency?

[Kneelbeforethealpha]

Am I the only one who finds themselves stepping away from their desk or work for a bit and relieving themselves after reading hot stories on here?

At least twice a week I end up reading a story and then getting very aroused. I normally wouldn't care if I was erect all day but in my Army pants it tends to show. Therefore I find myself finding an empty stall and relieving myself after undoing my buttons and stroking it with it hanging out of my uniform. Luckily I haven't gotten any residue on my uniform yet.

Women and men are any of you in same boat? How often do you sneak off? Ever bend caught? How do you accomplish it?

 

[tbearatl]

I used to go in the john every morning after reading a story or two, but now with my own office i can just sit at my desk.... Especially now that the weather is warmer because i wear shorts everyday...LOL

 

[ACV]

It definitely lowers my efficiency! I wonder what the total cost of lit to the global economy is?!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Me?

...Well, that's what I'd call a rhetorical question.

 

[JudasIscariot]

The novelty will wear off soon

Then you will realise it is pretty mediocre, now before someone says "well why have you signed in blah blah" it is because I have nice people I like to still speak to from here.