Is Lit invaded by Mormons or Jehovah's bitches?

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

After reading some of the threads I wonder.

 

[white_mage_goddess]

Some people just don't get it. They actually think there going to change someone's mind this way. Its actually really sad. I

have the same group of Jehovahs witnesses come into my place of employment every week and tell me I should convert from paganism to christianity and they try to give me phamplets. How would they like it I came to THEIR work place and gave them phamplets on why I think they should forsake their god and become wiccans or druids or athiests. Hmm..I don't think they would appreciate it. They have the right to their religion but not the right to harrass me about it.

 

[Guest]

Some people just don't get it. They actually think there going to change someone's mind this way. Its actually really sad. I

have the same group of Jehovahs witnesses come into my place of employment every week and tell me I should convert from paganism to christianity and they try to give me phamplets. How would they like it I came to THEIR work place and gave them phamplets on why I think they should forsake their god and become wiccans or druids or athiests. Hmm..I don't think they would appreciate it. They have the right to their religion but not the right to harrass me about it.

AME... No. I mean... Right on, Sist... No. I mean...

Ditto. Just ditto.

 

[Lancecastor]

They're just fucktards...kids from brawlhall.com.

 

[SaucyWench]

I had the same little family of Jehovah's witnesses show up on my doorstep every Saturday morning for an entire month and a half, because I made the mistake of being pleasant to them the first time they showed up. By the sixth time, I recognized their car pulling into my driveway (we live WAAAYY out in the boonies), put on the biggest pentacle necklace I have, added a crystal, threw on a purple cloak, grabbed an athame and met them at the door. They haven't been back.

 

[white_mage_goddess]

ROFLMAO Saucy...I live in the boonies too..haven't had any show up at home (thank goodness for security gates and scary looking puppy dogs). If they did though, I'd have a blast. They'd knock on the door and be like "have you ever heard of christ?" and I'd say "sorry, I havent the time to listen...I'm worshipping the dark one till noon, then having an early afternoon orgy and I absolutely must boil a few babies before my lovers get home for dinner...And then I've got that animal sacrifice this evening...I'm sure you understand."

 

[SaucyWench]

ROFLMAO Saucy...I live in the boonies too..haven't had any show up at home (thank goodness for security gates and scary looking puppy dogs). If they did though, I'd have a blast. They'd knock on the door and be like "have you ever heard of christ?" and I'd say "sorry, I havent the time to listen...I'm worshipping the dark one till noon, then having an early afternoon orgy and I absolutely must boil a few babies before my lovers get home for dinner...And then I've got that animal sacrifice this evening...I'm sure you understand."

ROFL! That's great! You can guarantee they would have prayed for your soul. For an instant I thought about showing up skyclad and asking if they'd like to participate in a ritual...but I lost my nerve. hehe! I don't know how they found us, way out here. They must have run out of "victims" in town.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Neither. They're just Jesus Freaks. Ignore them.

 

[KillerMuffin]

None of the above.

They're just KidRock1 having one on.

 

[Guest]

None of the above.

They're just KidRock1 having one on.

Christ, he's up to 20 usernames now.

 

[Guest]

 

[Miss Jaunita]

None of the above.

They're just KidRock1 having one on.

Kid Rock is a model of ALL things wrong with the morals of our country today! A Rock and SIN star, who keeps company with that PUBLIC FORNICATER Pamala AnderSATAN !!

 

[Guest]

Kid Rock is a model of ALL things wrong with the morals of our country today! A Rock and SIN star, who keeps company with that PUBLIC FORNICATER Pamala AnderSATAN !!

Hi Sexy Thang!

 

[alltherage]

sNope. probably just one of our own children trying to get a start out of us. More and more lit feels like a playpen for horney teenaged hopelessly virgin boys.