Is Lettuce "Poshe"?

Is lettuce posh?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • No

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Only if it's wearing a necklace of cherry tomatoes

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • WTF you on about, woman?

    Votes: 12 66.7%
  • Dunno

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    18
I was thinking WTF you on about, but it occurs to me that perhaps there is a new band starting, "Waldorf Girls?"
 
perdita said:
I voted 'no', but WTF you on about, woman? P. ;)

I'm giggling like a daft thing here.

My Mum just phoned me up and said she's making some sandwiches, and she wants to, "Posh them up a bit," because she's got my Brother and Sister-in-Law round for tea. I told her to whack a lettuce leaf in each of the ham sandwiches.

She said, "Good thinking! Thanks." Then hung up.

PMSL!!!!

When she gets like this my Dad calls her "The Bucket Woman". :D

Lou
 
Tatelou said:
I'm giggling like a daft thing here.

My Mum just phoned me up and said she's making some sandwiches, and she wants to, "Posh them up a bit," because she's got my Brother and Sister-in-Law round for tea. I told her to whack a lettuce leaf in each of the ham sandwiches.

She said, "Good thinking! Thanks." Then hung up.

PMSL!!!!

When she gets like this my Dad calls her "The Bucket Woman". :D

Lou

Ahem, that's pronounced "Bouquet" isn't it?

(And I'm American... ;) )

That's a great show, BTW.

Sadly, coming from a writer, I can't say I have a definite meaning of the word "Poshe"... Not a word I use often. Any help?

Q_C
 
Quiet_Cool said:
Ahem, that's pronounced "Bouquet" isn't it?

(And I'm American... ;) )

That's a great show, BTW.

Sadly, coming from a writer, I can't say I have a definite meaning of the word "Poshe"... Not a word I use often. Any help?

Q_C

:D

Glad you understood me, too. I thought Perdita was the only one who'd get me, as I knew she'd seen it.

I know what "Poshe" means, and it's a word I use often, when taking the piss out of people who feel the need to act posh.

Sorry, Mum. :rose:

(Like she'd see this!!! :eek: )

Lou
 
CharleyH said:
I was thinking WTF you on about, but it occurs to me that perhaps there is a new band starting, "Waldorf Girls?"
LOL.

Lou you're mom is all that!!!
 
And there was me thinking that cucumber slivers made the poshest kind of sandwiches! It was lettuce all along! :eek:

;)
 
Frankly, posh to me is black caviar or Frenchy cruditazey things. Sandwiches are kid, workers and family food.

Cretinous Perdita ;)
 
perdita said:
Frankly, posh to me is black caviar or Frenchy cruditazey things. Sandwiches are kid, workers and family food.

Cretinous Perdita ;)

love love love caviar
 
Ah, don't forget the requisite sprig of parsley. Better yet, dice it up into bits and sprinkle it around the plate.
 
And this being Lit. and a thread by Loulou I was thinking of a different kind of lettuce altogether.
 
gauchecritic said:
And this being Lit. and a thread by Loulou I was thinking of a different kind of lettuce altogether.

WTF? Gauche, how the hell can you make lettuce dirty?

The Earl
 
Just to clear the air here. Posh is a word that was once an acronym. In the very old days genteel British travelers going to India request the best cabins which were Port Out, Starboard Home (POSH). Thus, the very best became posh.

Just in case anyone did not know.
 
Dear Butterhead, I prefer my beloved French Petit Rouge Cos for as much as I love Iceberg, she is frigid. Cos has Romained tender , sweet and faithful which is more than I can say for that Italian looseleaf slut -- Lollo Rossa with her flirty crimson skirts, she of course matured quickly and ran to seed as I predicted she would at the first hint of a warm Spring day. Not that I'm bitter, mind. Arugula for now my little Chickory.




Yes Lou, lettuce can be posh but only if they're brought up right and can announciate their vowels. You of course will never be able to eat a sarnie with your mum ever again. :) I've noticed that Lit has a way of colouring my world a peculiar shade of risque much of the time...now I can't read seed catalogues without thinking veggie porn! I'm rooned!
 
perdita said:
Frankly, posh to me is black caviar or Frenchy cruditazey things. Sandwiches are kid, workers and family food.

Cretinous Perdita ;)

I always thought vegimite was kind of posh. Having practically inedible over-salted yeast extract mailed 12,000 km from Oz in order to have it stew inside my fridge and occasionally send unwelcome guests retching always seemed kind of exotic.

Mind you - it can also be eaten.
 
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