Is kiss my ass more intimate than Fuck you?

[Mike Hammer]

Well is it?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Hey, Bratcat!

Eat Me!

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Hey, Bratcat!

 

[cymbidia]

In my world, the command Kiss my ass! requires some dedicatedly intensive attention to ass-cleanliness beforehand. An enema a hour prior to such words wouldn't be disproportionately much to expect, either.

Fucking, on the other hand, is definitely less on my scale as far as intimate acts are concerned.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Blow me.

 

[takingchances42]

I kind of prefer to hear "Eat shit and die you motherfucking bastard."

It gives me such a warm feeling inside to know that someone is so concerned about my heritage, my diet, my sex life, and my family...

 

[Mike Hammer]

In my world, the command Kiss my ass! requires some dedicatedly intensive attention to ass-cleanliness beforehand. An enema a hour prior to such words wouldn't be disproportionately much to expect, either.

Fucking, on the other hand, is definitely less on my scale as far as intimate acts are concerned.

An enema? Holy smokes!

 

[Guest]

Be careful folks. CIA, FBI, NSA, DEA, AT&T, etc. is watching you and can cause a power falure with a flick of a switch.

Let's tell them to fuck off!

 

[Soblue]

I kind of prefer to hear "Eat shit and die you motherfucking bastard."

It gives me such a warm feeling inside to know that someone is so concerned about my heritage, my diet, my sex life, and my family...

Heh heheh!

I only say fuck you when I'm mad. Kiss my ass is more of an instruction or request.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Be careful folks. CIA, FBI, NSA, DEA, AT&T, etc. is watching you and can cause a power falure with a flick of a switch.

Let's tell them to fuck off!

Kiss my ass!

 

[FallenSeraph]

Never been mad enough to say Fuck you. It's usually kiss my ass, screw you, or when i'm mad, fuck off

 

[brisbon]

Fuck you and kiss my ass.

seems to say it all, no confusion

 

[MechaBlade]

I don't think I've ever said "Kiss my ass." Proabably because when women say it I am the type of guy to ask "Your place or mine?"

Suck my dick, bitch.

 

[AzureAngel]

I do think that "kiss my ass" is far more intimate, personally. While "fuck you" could be vaguely construed as an invitation or sorts, "kiss my ass" is quite clear.

Why don't they ever do it? At least three hours of my day is dedicated to ass cleanliness. Sigh.

 

[MNGuy]

An old girlfriend used to use:

Lick me where I pee.

 

[Guest]

What about a contraction of the two...

Kiss my fucking ass...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I don't say kiss my ass or fuck you.

I say Fuck off.

 

[BlackSnake]

I see possiblities with "bite me", "eat me", but "fuck you" demands the response of "fuck with me". If it's a woman my intensions are to hang 10 in her love spot, and if it's a guy then my intensions are to hang 10 up his ass.

 

[binkley]

I like to use Bite me.

Which leads naturally to the best of breed in this category:

Bite my shiny metal ass!