Is Joan Rivers Drunk?

[CarolineOh]

Anybody watching the Oscars pre-game show? I swear I think Joan is about half in the bag.
She said she was "under the influence". Is she pulling our leg, or not?
Oh, and by the way, is she supposed to be funny?

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm not watching but I have a hypothesis as to her drunk behavior; perhaps her brain isn't receiving enough oxygen as it's all gone to the baseball size knot of skin hiding in the back of her head from all the lifts?

 

[AusTess]

You know what i think?

Joan Rivers is dead.

And that body is full of embalming fluids.

 

[alexandraaah]

Britney Spears hatched out of the alien egg that Joan River's laid.

 

[AusTess]

Britney,i hate to admit it,but fuck i'd do her in a heartbeat.



Tragic.

 

[CarolineOh]

Not as tragic as if you said you'd fuck joan Rivers

 

[alexandraaah]

Britney,i hate to admit it,but fuck i'd do her in a heartbeat.
Tragic.

It's cool, but I think you should be aware of her hatching out of an alien egg that Joan River's laid first, lest you become seriously involved and she ever wants to bear children with you by inseminating herself with the sperm of Justin Timberlake or one of them O Town boys.

Then you'd have the creepiest of alien children that might warrant another biography from PC, the likes of the yayati story.

 

[Phoenyx]

Britney,i hate to admit it,but fuck i'd do her in a heartbeat.
Tragic.

Ditto

 

[Rubyfruit]

Why do they keep employing her at E!? She came off as such an idiot tonight, and it's so obvious that the celebrities can't stand her.

 

[AusTess]

Why do they keep employing her at E!? She came off as such an idiot tonight, and it's so obvious that the celebrities can't stand her.

Ya know what i reckon?

The powers that be at E are waiting for her body to realise it's been dead for 10 years.

She'll fall down dead on camera and the ratings will sky rocket.



They just didn't realise she was so persistant.

 

[baby girl astra]

god, who wouldnt do britters in a heartbeat???

i got my boy this life size cutout of her that sits in his kitchen, she like to watch

 

[babyboo]

Does anyone know what the hell Joan said about Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend? I only caught a bit of it and I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Can anyone fill me in?

If Joan thinks she's funny, she's sadly mistaken. I wouldn't have watched it I wasn't so desperate to just get a glimpse of Sandra Bullock *blushes*

 

[babyboo]

I forgot to ask in my last post who won Best Picture? I watched the whole thing ended up missing the last one ofcourse *grrrr* I'm hoping it was Moulin Rogue but that's just a personal choice lol

 

[lavender]

 

[babyboo]

Unfortunately Beautiful Mind won.

DAMN! Although I guess I can't really judge because I haven't seen it yet. I'm just not a Russel Crowe fan. Something about the man bothers me lol No offense to any Crowe fans because he is a great actor. I just loved Moulin Rougue!

Thanks for the info lavender

 

[RawHumor]

I'm just wondering who told Joan Rivers and her daughter that they had an ounce of talent between them... I can't believe they get paid for doing what they do... or that anyone watches them.

*ugh*

 

[CarolineOh]

Does anyone know what the hell Joan said about Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend? I only caught a bit of it and I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Can anyone fill me in?

If Joan thinks she's funny, she's sadly mistaken. I wouldn't have watched it I wasn't so desperate to just get a glimpse of Sandra Bullock *blushes*

She said that Rosie came out and the next day her girlfriend broke up with her because she wasn't a lesbian. I suppose it was meant to be a spoof on Ellen and Anne Heche, it certainly wasn't funny.
And as for the drunk question, Hugh Grant asked her on the air if she was drunk!!!
Oh, and Sandra looked lovely, as usual.

 

[vylette]

gwenth paltro

i realize the oscars were a while back now...but i came across this thread...i think gwenth paltro is really very pretty...but i really did not like the top of her dress...i imagine people had to say alot about it...but oddly enough i didnt hear anything...

did any of you hear about what others thought of it...or could you tell me what you thought of it...???

for some reason it just didnt seem to flatter her all that well...

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

The funny thing is, I saw her on "So Graham Norton" and she actually WAS funny!! I could hardly believe it! I think she must be mental!! I also think that she is still employed by E! because apparently alot of gay men like her. Go figure??


Hi, Rubyfruit!!

 

[teresafannin]

Joan Rivers was awful!! She looks like a demented siamese cat. She used to be really funny, now she is just mean. Melissa should thank the God of Nepotism every day of her life, because she has no talent, just a famous last name.

Gwyneth Paltrow is very pretty, the goth look just doens't work on her. She doesn't have much in the way of breasts, even the pink dress she wore when she won didn't fit very well. She and Cameron Diaz were just about the unanimous winners of the worst dressed this year.