Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing about this?

openthighs_sarah

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From The Onion, this week's horoscope for Aries:

Smuggling yourself across the border hidden in a truckload of radishes would have worked, had you been able to control your insatiable appetite for radishes.
 
Yes. It is wrong. Very wrong indeed. Close your thighs and stop laughing.

psml....
 
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Must admit it gave me a chuckle too. Maybe we're all a bit twisted.
 
hiya

you're certainly a bit twisted pops, giggle, hiya darling how are you these days???

radishes hay, sounds like a bit of a hot fetish to me, giggle.


lorri xxxxxxxx:D :p
 
WTF is that!


Bizarre.......just bizarre.








And it gave me a giggle
 
The Onion's the only paper I read any more. Those guys are just fucking brilliant!

---dr.M.
 
ROTF..........Howard Stern is always playing clips from "The Onion" and they have the craziest shit to talk about.
 
Good giggle

We have a spoof newspaper called the daily sport over here, same sort of thing, very little real news but loads of over the top stories and bullshit, very popular, more so than most regular newspapers.

pops.............:D
 
She sits in the cabbages and leeks.......

Isn't anyone going to tell me what "The Onion" is?
MG
 
Re: She sits in the cabbages and leeks.......

MathGirl said:
Isn't anyone going to tell me what "The Onion" is?
MG
Sorry, MG. See my post above, with the link (www.theonion.com). The Onion is an online satirical "newspaper". Much better reading and more literate than the average (or even above-average) newspaper, though.
 
I laughed out loud

alone in a room... everyone thinks I'm an idiot now... truth hurts.
 
Could have been worse. You could have tried running the border in a truck full of B and M Baked Beans. And that's as far as I'm willing to go on that subject.
 
Re: She sits in the cabbages and leeks.......

MathGirl said:
The latest issue appears to be six days old, though.
Send that Doctorate back, wench. Onion is a weekly magazine. Week=[Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat] 6<7
 
Re: Re: She sits in the cabbages and leeks.......

snooper said:
Send that Doctorate back, wench. Onion is a weekly magazine. Week=[Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat] 6<7

Dear Sn,
Thank you very much for the information. I'll start my education all over again, as you suggest. Maybe I'll try a junior college that accepts wenches.
MG
 
Re: Re: Re: She sits in the cabbages and leeks.......

MathGirl said:
Dear Sn,
Thank you very much for the information. I'll start my education all over again, as you suggest. Maybe I'll try a junior college that accepts wenches.
MG
Sorry. I was having a bad day.
 
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