Is it true that a Webcam adds 40 pounds?

[Guest]

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[The_Fool]

Jesus, God.

I think I'm going to return it to the store.

That can't be MY face!

Goof.

 

[Guest]

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[S-Des]

Jesus, God.

I think I'm going to return it to the store.

That can't be MY face!

One of my favorite lines from a TV show...

Friends -- all laughing
Monica -- The camera adds 10 or 15 pounds
Chandler -- Just how many cameras were on you?


I had the same feeling when I got my Web cam. Kiten is so athletic and beautiful...I felt like a beached whale. Luckily, she loves every inch of me (although I'm still not giving up up doing away with the inches that aren't helpful during sex ).

 

[Guest]

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[FatDino]

One of my favorite lines from a TV show...

Friends -- all laughing
Monica -- The camera adds 10 or 15 pounds
Chandler -- Just how many cameras were on you?


I had the same feeling when I got my Web cam. Kiten is so athletic and beautiful...I felt like a beached whale. Luckily, she loves every inch of me (although I'm still not giving up up doing away with the inches that aren't helpful during sex ).

Is that the episode where Ross got all dressed up and ready to take Rachel to her prom? Friends is my favortie tv show. That and Grey's Anatomy.

Well, at least I like web cams better than photos, I look terrible in photos.

 

[S-Des]

Is that the episode where Ross got all dressed up and ready to take Rachel to her prom? Friends is my favortie tv show. That and Grey's Anatomy.

Well, at least I like web cams better than photos, I look terrible in photos.

Yeah...Monica in the fat suit. I love Rachel's reaction after seeing the video. It's one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on TV. Still, the other flashback episode (with Chandler's Flock Of Seagulls hairdo) is even funnier. There isn't a single pic of me with long hair in existence. My child will never have the chance to laugh at me about that one.

 

[FatDino]

Yeah...Monica in the fat suit. I love Rachel's reaction after seeing the video. It's one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on TV. Still, the other flashback episode (with Chandler's Flock Of Seagulls hairdo) is even funnier. There isn't a single pic of me with long hair in existence. My child will never have the chance to laugh at me about that one.

I know, that was one of the sweetest kisses of the show. And yes I remember the flashback, the one where Chandler called Monica fat and the next Thanksgiving he lost his toe for that. Rofl.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yeah...Monica in the fat suit. I love Rachel's reaction after seeing the video. It's one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on TV. Still, the other flashback episode (with Chandler's Flock Of Seagulls hairdo) is even funnier. There isn't a single pic of me with long hair in existence. My child will never have the chance to laugh at me about that one.

I should really get my scanner working and post that pic from high school where I look like Darlene from Roseanne (unintentionally, I didn't realize the resemblance until a year later).

 

[S-Des]

I should really get my scanner working and post that pic from high school where I look like Darlene from Roseanne (unintentionally, I didn't realize the resemblance until a year later).

Now that would make a sweet AV.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Now that would make a sweet AV.

Yeah...

I'm trying to AVOID looking like that ever again. Even when I still had long hair I kept from looking like that agian once I realized what I was capable of looking like.

 

[Liar]

Is it true that a Webcam adds 40 pounds?

It does if the jessica/19/f/cheerleader you thought you were chatting with turns out to be bruce/46/m/cabdriver when the cam is on.

 

[neonlyte]

Is it true that a Webcam adds 40 pounds?

It does if the jessica/19/f/cheerleader you thought you were chatting with turns out to be bruce/46/m/cabdriver when the cam is on.

You know Jessica's dad? Cool...

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

If my web cam adds forty pounds, I'd better make sure one's turned on me all the time.

I'll disappear otherwise.

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Well my cheeks are poofy now.

(the ones on my FACE!)

I wouldn't mind so much if it added to my tits, yannow.

Nothing. I say nothing.

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Good survival technique, Rob.

The race doesn't always go to the swift and the strong.

In fact, it more often goes to the sneaky, quiet bastards like me.

 

[wehstar]

It's all the sitting in front of the webcam that adds the weight. We're meant to be hard working hunter gatherers - society went wrong (I'm a great case in point) when we forgot that.

The best moment in Friends was when the guys were looking after somebody's goldfish (I think it may have been Phoebe's half brother?). Somehow the fish died and they spent the whole episode finding the perfect looking replacement. It was just unrealistically unbelievable to a point of being hilarious when the guy got home and asked what the hell happened to his fish 0.5 seconds after getting through the door.

 

[TxRad]

Another 40 pounds and there would be two of me.....

The world just isn't ready for that, believe me....

 

[TheeGoatPig]

40 pounds more and I'd look 12 months pregnant instead of six...

Or my pecks would look the size of Stallone's