is it really true that almost everyone masturbates?

[benjamin96]

is it really true that almost everyone masturbates?
i just don't believe it.
do most married people too?
my dad and his wife, i just can't imagine them doing it, or where/when would they?
do my uni lecturers?
do nearly all girls that i see at uni do it?
that is brilliant if true!
i've been caught doing it twice ad each person was shocked and walked away, so would they have been people who don't do it?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

is it really true that almost everyone masturbates?
i just don't believe it.
do most married people too?
my dad and his wife, i just can't imagine them doing it, or where/when would they?
do my uni lecturers?
do nearly all girls that i see at uni do it?
that is brilliant if true!
i've been caught doing it twice ad each person was shocked and walked away, so would they have been people who don't do it?

How long is high school Christmas break?

 

[benjamin96]

How long is high school Christmas break?

not relevant, i'm a uni student.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

not relevant, i'm a uni student.

Of course you are.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Almost everyone masturbates and that one person who doesn't, is ... Santa, so beware the axe to the face for all you naughty fuckers, he has a list of naughty and nice and presents to deliver, but that doesn't mean ice cold retribution isn't coming.

 

[benjamin96]

Almost everyone masturbates and that one person who doesn't, is ... Santa, so beware the axe to the face for all you naughty fuckers, he has a list of naughty and nice and presents to deliver, but that doesn't mean ice cold retribution isn't coming.

do grandpa-aged people not have enough hormones to do it?

 

[Sean]

not relevant, i'm a uni student.

Of course you are.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Almost everyone masturbates and that one person who doesn't, is ... Santa, so beware the axe to the face for all you naughty fuckers, he has a list of naughty and nice and presents to deliver, but that doesn't mean ice cold retribution isn't coming.

Shouldn't you h.s.'ers be standing in line for Star Wars?

 

[benjamin96]

do ladies feel like masturbating more when they are in sexy clothes?
is that why ladies wear sexy clothes? to feel horny?

 

[Brollyanna]

is it really true that almost everyone masturbates?
i just don't believe it.
do most married people too?
my dad and his wife, i just can't imagine them doing it, or where/when would they?
do my uni lecturers?
do nearly all girls that i see at uni do it?
that is brilliant if true!
i've been caught doing it twice ad each person was shocked and walked away, so would they have been people who don't do it?

If you masturbate you'll go blind, so are all those people you mentioned blind? There is your answer.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Shouldn't you h.s.'ers be standing in line for Star Wars?

I stand in line for no one .... I create lines to nowhere ... $5 a passage and no one is ever seen again.

 

[benjamin96]

If you masturbate you'll go blind, so are all those people you mentioned blind? There is your answer.

i've never met a blind person nor myself, so its a myth clearly.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

do ladies feel like masturbating more when they are in sexy clothes?
is that why ladies wear sexy clothes? to feel horny?

Normal adults partner up and share the tasks. Don't they teach Sex Ed in HS anymore?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I stand in line for no one .... I create lines to nowhere ... $5 a passage and no one is ever seen again.

Is that a movie quote? How cute you are.

 

[Super-Surprise]

not relevant, i'm a uni student.

If this is the future generations of the world thinking right here, then be frightened for what your retirement years may bring.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Is that a movie quote? How cute you are.

Don't feed me before midnight cute .... besides, heard you were a man, so ... I'll just say not cute at all.

 

[Brollyanna]

i've never met a blind person nor myself, so its a myth clearly.

...OR, hardly anyone masturbates.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't feed me before midnight cute .... besides, heard you were a man, so ... I'll just say not cute at all.

See, that right there is what we refer to as an "alt tell".

 

[benjamin96]

Normal adults partner up and share the tasks. Don't they teach Sex Ed in HS anymore?

they did in the first year of high school when i was 13, but they did not talk about masturbating, just protection.
my my school was too catholic.

 

[SlightlyGone]

See, that right there is what we refer to as an "alt tell".

Never said I wasn't on here before ... sent you a pm stating who I was ... doesn't change the fact I heard you were a man.

I have nothing to hide.

 

[lovetoread]

masturbation is evil, hence the reason I do not do it

:angelwings:

 

[Saint Peter]

that's hot

 

[SlightlyGone]

I don't masturbate, but to solve me need to fling skin against skin and rub raw, I listen to 'Nasty Girl' by Vanity 6.

 

[benjamin96]

i'm not sure why but i need to do it in summer more than winter.
in winter its everyday but i go hours without.
in summer its each hour if i'm alone.
summer started this month

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Never said I wasn't on here before ... sent you a pm stating who I was ... doesn't change the fact I heard you were a man.

I have nothing to hide.

I heard you were an idiot.