Is it better....to have a big wallet or a big cock?

I believe a big wallet will get you pussy and a big cock will keep it
 
Which reminds me of the old joke about the guy who admired a lovely young thing who completely and most satisfactorily filled out a pair of stretch slacks to their maximum tensile strength.

"My, my," he remarked approvingly, "how does one manage to getting into such a tight pair of pants?"

"Well," she purred, "You could start by buying me a drink."
 
Which reminds me of the old joke about the guy who admired a lovely young thing who completely and most satisfactorily filled out a pair of stretch slacks to their maximum tensile strength.

"My, my," he remarked approvingly, "how does one manage to getting into such a tight pair of pants?"

"Well," she purred, "You could start by buying me a drink."

Conservative humor is so lame.

(But the saving grace is the fact that conservatives don't realise how lame it is. That's funny.)
 
So no chances for a man has a small wallet and a small cock?
 
Just buy a big cock with the big wallet. What's the question again?
 
I am not a fan of big uns and I don't care about money so where does that leave me. Neither are criteria I base attractiveness on.
 
Let's see - a big dick only last a VERY short time, while a lot of money will last, well not all that long, oh, I see - this is difficult......
 
Wallets

These are always to be prefered they have lasting quality and they satisfy 24/7.

A big cock is just an encumbrance that causes endless trouble.
 
Which reminds me of the old joke about the guy who admired a lovely young thing who completely and most satisfactorily filled out a pair of stretch slacks to their maximum tensile strength.

"My, my," he remarked approvingly, "how does one manage to getting into such a tight pair of pants?"

"Well," she purred, "You could start by buying me a drink."

Or as P.G Wodehouse said "She looks as though she's been poured into her clothes, and forgot to say 'when'.
 
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