Is it better to eat the cookie or the cook? (M4W)

I appriciate you've invested time in typing so much,

[unlike most of the horny male who'd just post '21/m for cybersex']

I wish you good luck my friend

[Although I myself is out of any luck finding me a woman online]
 
If, in the story, I had followed your instructions and taken off my bra and pants, how could I drive with one hand on the wheel and the other down my pants? Perhaps I'm being pedantic and not entering into the spirit of things. No apologies for that.
 
If, in the story, I had followed your instructions and taken off my bra and pants, how could I drive with one hand on the wheel and the other down my pants? Perhaps I'm being pedantic and not entering into the spirit of things. No apologies for that.

LOL. You might want to take a second look at that sentence.... it says "panties" - as in women's underwear - not "pants".
 
Update

Thanks for the PM's, everyone - I certainly appreciate the attention.

However, I'd like to clarify that what I'm looking for right now is a friend to exchange stories and email with.

Yes, I'd like to make you hot and frothy over some story I wrote... but I also want you to write something back aside from one or two liners.

Tell me about your day. Tell me about some fantasy you have. Tell me anything... just make it personal and honest.

Does that makes sense?
 
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge

I haven't updated this in forever... But I'm looking for some new playmate(s). All the orginal ideas remain the same: Be cute, kinky, and interested in having a perverted friendship-without-labels...


-J
 
what happens if the cooks name is "cookie"????

have a wonderful day and hug someone you love!!!!! :heart:
 
-Looks at a movie trailer and says "I read that book"
-Feels that just a little something is "missing" from her life - that maybe a few pieces of her jigsaw are in someone else's puzzle box...
-J

you have me hook line and sinker.... with the above
haven't read your story yet on the thread. will do that momentarily.

I'd like to think i was witty, and i have a very odd sense of humour and sarcasm.
Like to make life interesting and like to write (I'm an English teacher by day, so quite capable i think)

Would love to 'chat' and by that I mean email - my job and time differences to most people on the board here make communication an email thing.

ummmmm PM me if you like?!
If not no drama, but thanks for making me smile this morning - a man with intelligence, wit and a talent for posting

- new
 
How about a cook who makes cookies? I happen to be a chef by profession and have been told I make excellent cookies, definitely worthy of being eaten....then again, so am I. That is a difficult question you have posed.

I hope you find what you are looking for.
 
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