Is everyone having a Merry XXX-mas, yet?

[bbkradwell]

It's Christmas (almost) and I didn't send my wish list to "the Jolly Fat-man" yet!!!

Could someone please forward this list to St. Nick for me!

Dear Santa,

I've been a reasonably good boy this year!

I would like, for XXX-mas this year, a new bicycle. A few computer up-grades. A puppy! A new car of my own. X-ray glasses that work (so I can see all the pretty girls' underwear[heehee]!!!)
I'd also like a girlfriend/ lover: One who lives in the same state as I do (You know how tuff long-distance relationships are,) likes the same kinds of sex that I do (I figure a 20 year old nymphomaniac will do the trick,) she should be a bit smarter than me (A college education should do. An astro-physicist would be great, as long as she meets all the other requirements,) and finally, could you make her a "sexy thing," too? (You know, about 5'4"! 34-24-34! Blond, brunette, red head, I don't care! Just as long as she's a knock-out!!!) Oh, and could you make her a great cook, as well?

Thanxxx, Santa-Baby!!!

I Love You, Big-guy!!!

Have a great XXX-Mas, all!!!

xoxox, -BB