IS CHOCOLATE BETTER THAN SEX?

[CRaZy]

Well....is it? If so which chocolate?

Personally, if it's Lindt from Switzerland or Godiva from Belgium it would go close!!!

 

[Rosebud]

sex...but during that time of month i want those little candies called ice cubes...yummmm they just melt in your mouth

 

[jcgirl]

Chocolate is better with sex.......sex is better with chocolate.....sex is better in chocolate.....

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Depends...What kind of chocolate and who is the lover!

 

[HSWriter]

I'm not a big fan of chocolate.. so sex is definetly better...

 

[Bs]

NO CONTEST...... Chocolate wins everytime....

Favorite? Hershey's Kisses.... they look like pert little nipples! I love to flick the tip with my tounge and then suck on them till they just melt in my mouth!!!

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Reese's

Hey! You got your chocolate in my sex!

Hey! You got your sex in my chocolate!

 

[TonyG]

I love drinking Godiva liquor with a naked woman.

 

[Weird Harold]

I love drinking Godiva liquor with a naked woman.

I don't know which is better. I do know I have chocolate more often than I have sex.

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmm... uh... well.. uhmm... in a word... NO.

No no no. Definitely not. Anyone who says so has never really had sex.

No.... no...

NO.

 

[brazenblaze]

No way...not ever, no matter how good the chocolate is.

Can't imagine comparing the two...no..NO...NO!!!

No contest, sex wins by a landslide.

 

[Sonora]

IS CHOCOLATE BETTER THAN SEX?

Depends on which one I'm havng.

NO CONTEST...... Chocolate wins everytime....

Favorite? Hershey's Kisses.... they look like pert little nipples! I love to flick the tip with my tounge and then suck on them till they just melt in my mouth!!!

Wow Bs, now I've got to go buy some Kisses.

 

[Nicole]

Umm honestly, right now Chocolate, and that's only cause the one person I actually want sex with is so far away.

I'd say sex, you have way more fun and instead of putting weight on you burn calories

 

[Roll-One]

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

and sometimes:

sex with chocolate on it.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

hmmmmm

Does covering a naked body with hot fudge and then licking it off slowly, count? Well then you get the best of both sweet worlds!!! LOL

 

[R Nitelight]

Does chocolate ever call you the next morning?
Well, I guess it's pretty even.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Hmmm... uh... well.. uhmm... in a word... NO.

No no no. Definitely not. Anyone who says so has never really had sex.

No.... no...

NO.

After I stopped laughing, I could type enough to respond to the question.
If chocolate is better than the sex you're having, you're doing it wrong.
But, if you aren't gettin' any, chocolate is the best substitute!

 

[Dillinger]

You and me, brazenblaze, all the way! *Grin*

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmm... uh... well.. uhmm... in a word... NO.

No no no. Definitely not. Anyone who says so has never really had sex.

No.... no...

NO.

After I stopped laughing, I could type enough to respond to the question.
If chocolate is better than the sex you're having, you're doing it wrong.
But, if you aren't gettin' any, chocolate is the best substitute!

Unfortunately there are some of us who can't, or at least shouldn't, have chocolate. So, in my case, using chocolate as a substitute is not really a possibility. That does have its good side as well, though. Since I can't substitute I just have to get lots and lots of sex.

You want to help?

 

[DriveSouth]

No

 

[Ree]

I like the best of both worlds....chocolate after sex. Give me my Nestle Treasure Milk Chocolate with Caramel. I can definitely say I will never look at Hershey Kisses the same way again.....caused an increase in my pulse and my own Hershey Kisses to perk up....

 

[brazenblaze]

You and me, brazenblaze, all the way! *Grin*

Damn...got so excited I dropped my chocolate bar...

humm..guess that proves our point, huh? LOL.

 

[romanticgal]

Hmmmm ....SEX or CHOCOLATE?!

Can't we have both! Makes for a really interesting day!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Hmmm... uh... well.. uhmm... in a word... NO.

No no no. Definitely not. Anyone who says so has never really had sex.

No.... no...

NO.

After I stopped laughing, I could type enough to respond to the question.
If chocolate is better than the sex you're having, you're doing it wrong.
But, if you aren't gettin' any, chocolate is the best substitute!

Unfortunately there are some of us who can't, or at least shouldn't, have chocolate. So, in my case, using chocolate as a substitute is not really a possibility. That does have its good side as well, though. Since I can't substitute I just have to get lots and lots of sex.

You want to help?

yes!!

 

[Dillinger]

Countess... I never was very good at listening to my mama... *lol*