Is Byron In Exile Bitter?

[RobDownSouth]

Byron In Exile just had a budding Internet relationship go sour.

Please regard the following paragraph and vote:

I was like... srsly? ....

Dolf is weak, emotionally. She fronts, and I don't blame her for that.

But... honestly, I've had enough of emotionally weak women. She tries to project strength, but anyone can do that, here. I'm just tired of trying to fix women who think they're God's gift and don't see themselves objectively.

When you try to cut off communication with someone because you don't like something they said, that's high school level immaturity. It's not even something Pooh would do. He has wisdom.

"Defriending" someone on Facebook, "blocking" someone on Facebook, putting someone on ignore on Lit, and then taking them off in order to send them a message... that's fucking high school.

Grow the fuck up.

Be an adult, be mature, and...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You were funny once, earlier this month. So, once a month is the limit then?

 

[pointless]

where's the "i don't fucking care" option?

 

[Hallow_Ed]

im gonna go with complex.

 

[Disgustipated]

I think he was bitter long before his fake relationship and fake break up, but whatever.

 

[Sean]

I'm sitting here pissing myself laughing. In between Warcraft, obviously, it is raid night.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You were funny once, earlier this month. So, once a month is the limit then?

I'm trying my hardest, Mom, but the Friday night crowd is tough.

Have a banana and I'll try to be funnier next time.

 

[Morcheeba]

Dolf, along with her other handles in here, must have some a major vagina volcano (k, not the size, I meant volcanic) action going on in here. Suiters and victims all around over the years.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm trying my hardest, Mom, but the Friday night crowd is tough.

Have a banana and I'll try to be funnier next time.

Perhaps a jolt of house current will help.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dolf, along with her other handles in here, must have some a major vagina volcano (k, not the size, I meant volcanic) action going on in here. Suiters and victims all around over the years.

...leaving a veritable trail of broken hearts and flaccid penii in her wake.

I thought Ish was the gold standard for failed Dolf Dalliances, but Byron's hissy fit has eclipsed that of the great Ishmael himself.

 

[Disgustipated]

...leaving a veritable trail of broken hearts and flaccid penii in her wake.

I thought Ish was the gold standard for failed Dolf Dalliances, but Byron's hissy fit has eclipsed that of the great Ishmael himself.

I don't think that's true. Fish makes threads for her years after she left him and his useless wiener.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dolf, along with her other handles in here, must have some a major vagina volcano (k, not the size, I meant volcanic) action going on in here. Suiters and victims all around over the years.

She's just fun, sweet, and cute.

It has nothing to do with her vagina.

You should learn how to play, too.

The rest of these nimrods, like Rob, think this is such serious business to them. Cracks me up. People like Rob are why I keep coming back here.

 

[Hallow_Ed]

She's just fun, sweet, and cute.

It has nothing to do with her vagina.

You should learn how to play, too.

The rest of these nimrods, like Rob, think this is such serious business to them. Cracks me up. People like Rob are why I keep coming back here.

if fucking isnt serious business, i dont know what is.

 

[Sean]

She's just fun, sweet, and cute.

It has nothing to do with her vagina.

You should learn how to play, too.

The rest of these nimrods, like Rob, think this is such serious business to them. Cracks me up. People like Rob are why I keep coming back here.

Fun, yes. Sweet and cute? LMAO.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fun, yes. Sweet and cute? LMAO.

I guess you wouldn't know about that. S'okay. I think I understand why.

 

[Morcheeba]

She's just fun, sweet, and cute.

It has nothing to do with her vagina.

You should learn how to play, too.

The rest of these nimrods, like Rob, think this is such serious business to them. Cracks me up. People like Rob are why I keep coming back here.

Nah, I shall sit back and live vicariously through Dolf and her wondersome Thunder Vagina and how she gets some of you Gee Bee'rs to send her to the states to fuck and suck and whatnot just to go onto the next one of you fools.

Kim Kardashian, who?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nah, I shall sit back and live vicariously through Dolf and her wondersome Thunder Vagina and how she gets some of you Gee Bee'rs to send her to the states to fuck and suck and whatnot just to go onto the next one of you fools.

Kim Kardashian, who?

I never brought her here.

Try again.

 

[Sean]

I guess you wouldn't know about that. S'okay. I think I understand why.

Ahh, you want to play who knows her best, Mr never met her? Cool. Go on then.

 

[pointless]

this song works for this thread. don't ask why. there is no reason.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Morcheeba, did anyone ever mention to you that you're an envious malicious bitch?

Just wondering.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Morcheeba, did anyone ever mention to you that you're an envious malicious bitch?

Just wondering.

Lashin' out in all directions.....

but he's not bitter, no, not our Byron.

Hey Byron, have you ever had a second date?

 

[Morcheeba]

I never brought her here.

Try again.

The old Orlando guy, one of Lance's buddies... I forget his name.

Luxey from the east coast of FLA posted great pix of that romp.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Ahh, you want to play who knows her best, Mr never met her? Cool. Go on then.

Ah, you want to play Mr I Came In Her Mouth And So I Know All About Her?

Bring it, my mathematically-challenged truck driver.

 

[Sean]

Lashin' out in all directions.....

but he's not bitter, no, not our Byron.

Hey Byron, have you ever had a second date?

In this case, a first date would be an achievement.

 

[Sean]

Ah, you want to play Mr I Came In Her Mouth And So I Know All About Her?

Bring it, my mathematically-challenged truck driver.

No, dear boy. I fucked her as a favour. Wanna see why?