Is anything more of a turn off?

[Karmic]

Comeone big boy
Give me that big cock
other such words to that effect,

Whats the strangest / least turn on / most idiotic thing you or a partner has said in bed?

 

[April]

Get off me, I have to pee!

 

[Debbie]

When we make love I think of my ex wife *Ewwww*

 

[Wiggles]

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[PowerOfOne]

A turn off....

Waiting till the intercourse starts to ask me if I am on birth control pills or not.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

as he's climbing off you "you're done already?"


after he's already in "are you in yet?"


"ya know, you really need to put something interesting on the ceiling."

 

[pdx39]

THE WORST

I was going to tell you I had AIDS earlier, but I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable while having unprotected sex with me

 

[Guest]

i agree, what a turn off to have someone say "give me that big cock" to me. But it could be because I'm female

 

[Siren]

HOW ABOUT

 

[Nobody Special]

Angel that is One of the Wife's Lines BTW LOL

How about, "Who are you gonna please with that??"
Or... "Where is it??"
Or... "I'm sorry was I supposed to have an Orgasm, OK Ah, Ah Ooohhh, ahhhhhhhhhh OK I'm done"
Or... "Of course you have a big dick, Snicker Snicker"
Or... "Take off your clothes honey, Oh......... they are off..."

I could go on

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[pabloback]

husband....."when we make love i would like you to moan a bit"
wife............ "that ceiling needs painting"