Is anyone else getting suspicious of pp man?

[KillerMuffin]

He goes on and on about American politics and other American things. Nothing American is safe from his scorn. But he has nothing but superficial things to say about his beloved Europe, since he's not British, but European... or so he says.

I think that pp man isn't actually British nor European. I think that pp man is a disgruntled former postal employee from Hoboken, New Jersey who has never set foot out side of New Jersey except for that postal workers convention in DC back in '82.

I can see him now in his tiny effeciency apartment near the train tracks, his beer gut straining his filthy white t-shirt, the only light in the room from the flickering computer monitor and the occasional opening of the circa 1950s fridge he keeps his Pabst Blue Ribbon in. Entree of the evening: Hungry Man's Salisbury Steak, just to keep that British~Eurotrash persona up.

'Fess up, pp man. You've got a nasal New Jersey accent, not a British one, don't you.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I am not suspicious - I just find his posts boring. All he seems to do is want to stir the shit, but he doesn't add any spice to the stew to make it interesting enough to swallow - so I don't bother.

I know that is not very nice to say, but tough shit, I am not in the mood to be overly nice today - just lazy I suppose.

 

[Problem Child]

New Jersey? I say we get somebody over there and dust for anthrax. I bet that fridge is crammed with petri dishes.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mensa]

Excuse me!

But do you really wish to claim him as one of your own?

 

[morninggirl5]

Excellent point Mensa.

I think he tried to emigrate to the US and was turned down.

 

[p_p_man]

Gosh!

All my fans on one thread...

 

[WriterDom]

I don't think any American would take the name P. P. Man.

Or outside of San Francisco, express such an unnatural love for Bill Clinton.

 

[Problem Child]

we hate peepee
yes we really do
a gaseous drooling mongrel
who's head is full of goo

bashing on America
every single day
he's a mighty douchebag
who we wish would go away

he's ugly and he's stupid
and full to the brim with shit
he always sings the same old tune
an ignorant english twit

if he had an oridinal thought
his head would certainly explode
he gets most of his dim ideas
while sitting on the commode

so peepee if you're reading this
and think a song to me would be fun
it's just like all your other thoughts
don't bother- it's already been done

 

[lobito]

you should always be suspicious of someone who's being suspiciously suspicious, like p_p_man suspiciously is.

 

[lilminx]

ROFLMAO, PC! You are just too funny.

 

[p_p_man]

we hate peepee
yes we really do
a gaseous drooling mongrel
who's head is full of goo

bashing on America
every single day
he's a mighty douchebag
who we wish would go away

he's ugly and he's stupid
and full to the brim with shit
he always sings the same old tune
an ignorant english twit

if he had an oridinal thought
his head would certainly explode
he get most of his dim ideas
while sitting on the commode

so peepee if you're reading this
and think a song to me would be fun
it's just like all your other thoughts
don't bother- it's already been done

Nice tune, pity about the scan...

 

[p_p_man]

you should always be suspicious of someone who's being suspiciously suspicious, like p_p_man suspiciously is.

Rather it's a question of "A spoonful of cynicism helps the medicine go down"...

 

[lobito]

so does tequila, LOTS and LOTS of tequila.

 

[p_p_man]

so does tequila, LOTS and LOTS of tequila.

Believe me in the old days I would have used Tequila, or Whisky, or Rum, or Brandy to help me get through whatever the partucular arseholes in Government had in store for me.

But since I've stopped drinking...

**sigh**

I really have only one rule to survive governments. If they say do one thing make sure you do the opposite...

 

[pabloback]

the problem with the likes of pp man is [and we have a shit load of em over here believe me] the fact that they have all of the questions and none of the frigging answers . pp man are you john pilger in disguise?
war is horrid and governments are corrupt
why state the obvious
it is not as if we havent had slime ball politicians in our country .
the hamiltons, aitkin, and archer from the tories and mandleson , robinson , mandelson , robinson [again] and keith vaz along with a labour mp caught in a brothel full of illegal immigrants and a welsh minister robbed in a public park after attempting to have gay sex with a geriatric rastafarian [ i still believe he was attempting to purchase drugs]
it could be worse we could have italian politicians , now that would be fun
[la ciciolina rocks]