Is anyone as horny as I am?

[Beancounter]

Is anyone as horny as I am at this moment? I need to get laid so bad and it doesn't look like its going to happen, since I'm alone right now. If this ever happens to you when the gf or bf is away let me know how you handle it!

 

[Ginny]

MASTURBATE!

 

[Southern37]

Is anyone as horny as I am at this moment? I need to get laid so bad and it doesn't look like its going to happen, since I'm alone right now. If this ever happens to you when the gf or bf is away let me know how you handle it!

Personally, I whack off. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.

 

[Tyrael]

I'm always horny.

I don't have anyway to release it except masturbation so I can come up with some detailed scenarios if I put my mind to it.

 

[VanB]

Whenever I'mfeeling that horny I pick up the phone and ask Britney Spears over to give me a blowjob (she doesn't do full sex, you know).

Works every time

 

[Ginny]

Personally, I whack off. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.

<laughing>

 

[alexandraaah]

Whenever I'mfeeling that horny I pick up the phone and ask Britney Spears over to give me a blowjob (she doesn't do full sex, you know).

Van babe, you really must find something else to call me. The Britney routine is so....."Literotica Guru" of you.

 

[Vilac]

Whenever I'mfeeling that horny I pick up the phone and ask Britney Spears over to give me a blowjob (she doesn't do full sex, you know).

Works every time

VanB...
I usually call Halle Berry....<deep sigh> lol
V~

 

[VanB]

Van babe, you really must find something else to call me. The Britney routine is so....."Literotica Guru" of you.

Alex - if I got posting credits for how hot you make me feel I would have been a non guru a long time ago

 

[alexandraaah]

Alex - if I got posting credits for how hot you make me feel I would have been a non guru a long time ago

"Britney" will be right over.

I'm a sucker.

 

[alexandraaah]

I usually call Halle Berry....<deep sigh> lol
V~

That's so, "experienced" of you.

~A~

tildesfucker.

 

[Vilac]

That's so, "experienced" of you.

~A~

tildesfucker.

Why, thank you....combative submi....err, Alex.

V~

 

[alexandraaah]

Why, thank you....combative submi....err, Alex.

V~

I had an orgasm and a nap. Feeling much better now.

 

[VanB]

"Britney" will be right over.

I'm a sucker.

Get your ass over here - now!

I have a special lollipop for my little "Britney"

 

[alexandraaah]

Get your ass over here - now!

I have a special lollipop for my little "Britney"

Oops, I did it again.

 

[VanB]

Oops, I did it again.

LOL

 

[Willing and Unsure]

if my boy would answer his stupid phone which he prolly left in his car, i wouldnt be so damn horny right now *growls* he's going to be one very happy boy when i finally get my hands on him

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I swear to God I masturbate more than anyother married woman in the US...I know its not true..but it sure feels like it's true!


Morgy

 

[Aaron26]

.....

 

[aramera]

D I Y Sex

Ever heard the song " Wanking in The Rain "

Well thats what I do under the shower .

Another song "Down Memory Lane " or " Rmember Me "

In the shower again.

I must be the cleanist masturbater in the Southern Hemesphere

 

[VanB]

I swear to God I masturbate more than anyother married woman in the US...I know its not true..but it sure feels like it's true!


Morgy

Need any help?

 

[Southern37]

I swear to God I masturbate more than anyother married woman in the US...I know its not true..but it sure feels like it's true!


Morgy

I donno I think Este might give you a run for your money.


Hey, maybe we should have a contest...sort of a reverse Seinfield episode.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Hell Yes, it's been raining all weekend and anytime it rains I get extra horny. Something makes me want to just stay in bed and make love all day.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I donno I think Este might give you a run for your money.


Hey, maybe we should have a contest...sort of a reverse Seinfield episode.

*chuckling* I am up for that contest!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Re: What???? W&U??!!!

You still haven't gotten him yet??? JEEZ girl, I figured you'd have jumped his bones the moment you crossed the state line!!!!!!!

: )

Your a sweetheart, you know that?

i had him already when i posted that... i just wanted more *innocent smile* and i still want some again today but i doubt i'll get any tonite *sigh*


and thanks hun... but you're a bigger sweet heart though