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This one is a little lame, but here it is.

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"
 
Things to Ponder...

>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there. I'm gonna eat the
>next thing that comes outta it's butt."
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
>can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!
>
>What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
>
>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>
>Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . .
>
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
>but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
 
>
> << A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
> > counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
> > a job."
> >
> > The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We
> > just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> > chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
> > drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
> > Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
> > to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
> > apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
> >
> > The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
> >
> > The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it." >>
>
>
 
Sioux City Male said:
Things to Ponder...

>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there. I'm gonna eat the
>next thing that comes outta it's butt."
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
>can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!
>
>What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
>
>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>
>Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . .
>
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
>but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Cool...http://www.smily.at/smily/smily599.gif
 
How about we start off with some Gourmet Tabbouleh Salad, Followed by Beef Tenderloin with Basil Sun-Dried Tomatoes, for desert we have Brie Torte.
 
Sioux City Male said:
How about we start off with some Gourmet Tabbouleh Salad, Followed by Beef Tenderloin with Basil Sun-Dried Tomatoes, for desert we have Brie Torte.
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Lol...after that I need to jog around the block...:D
 
or

Exotic Lobster for the appetizer, followed by Creamy Parmesan Salad, Salmon Steaks with Ginger and for dessert, Mango Melba Sundae
 
I'll be glad to sing for you....

Though probably you won't be glad to hear it.

hahah
 
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
 
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