Irritation is the Most Sincere Form of Flatulence

[tortoise]

Pull my finger.

 

[Nora]

This is a trick, isn't it?

 

[tortoise]

Come into my parlor, said the barking spider to the fly.

 

[tortoise]

Don't look at me. The dog did it.

Right. High time to wrest the reins back from my inner 14 year old boy and return to the lethal combination of literati and Massive Attack.

Wish me luck!

 

[Ginny]

as i wait to call you this morning, love....so we can get our masturbatory groove on....i did not expect to find a thread with you farting in it.....<giggling>

 

[Nora]

Just a little mood-setter for you, Ginny.

(psst..the dog did NOT do it!)

 

[Ginny]

<laughing as i peruse old turtle threads>

 

[TWB]

I pulled my own finger and became incontinent of the bowel.

Sorry.

 

[RawHumor]

<laughing as i peruse old turtle threads>

Ginny, must you bump every thread that Tor ever started?

 

[tortoise]

LOL

I completely forgot about this one.

 

[Ginny]

Ginny, must you bump every thread that Tor ever started?

don't make me tell you to fuck off

 

[RawHumor]

don't make me tell you to fuck off

LOL@ the

So, does that mean you are going to bump every single thread he's ever started?

 

[TWB]

Happy birthday Tortoise.

If you come here, just for today, mind you, i will pull your finger.


Love and kisses,

Poopypants twb.

 

[Ginny]

tortoise sent this to you, Theodore....

<chuckling>

 

[GeorgeWBush]

Here is a list of different farts and it's funny.



http://www.kerman94.com/index.html

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You see that elephant?