Ironic Justice?

Thumper

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Since the Taliban and by ASS-ociation, Osama Bin Laden are extremist Muslims,

And as such they look upon women as less than human, more like chattel,

Wouldn't it be soooooo cool if a "G.I. Jane" type of Seal or Green Beret would be the one to kick his balls around his tent (or cave) and then hog tie him and drag him to the chopper waiting to airlift his sorry ass back here.

How humiliating would that be for him.... a woman subduing him and defeating him...and it would be a piece'o cake for our ladies in the Spec Ops;)


Hey KillerMuffin you doing anything the next few weeks? I would absolutely fucking love to see him tied to the roll bar!!!!!
 
Hey- I'm no KM, but I'd do it in a heartbeat- sign me up! Except, Thumper, can you substitute for Bin Ladin? ;)
 
Ummm

Who Me?

I no look so good in a beard, and I have no camels.

But if it is practice you are looking for...

Let's tie one on! LOL
 
Re: Ummm

Thumper said:
Who Me?
I no look so good in a beard, and I have no camels.
But if it is practice you are looking for...
Let's tie one on! LOL
The beard and the camels are not what I'm concerned with...
And you know the saying- "Practice makes perfect!"
So let me just get my camouflage on and I'll be right over... :)
 
OK

Just what constitutes "camouflage" at a porn site?

Hey guys.....lilminx is gonna be naked!!!!
 
Re: OK

Thumper said:
Just what constitutes "camouflage" at a porn site?
Hey guys.....lilminx is gonna be naked!!!!
LMAO!
Well, I did post a pic of my breasts for about 10 minutes in the uploads thread the other day, but then I got shy and took it down. So I guess you could say I was half-camouflaged here for a little bit.
 
lilminx NAKED???

<pulls up a chair and sits down in eager anticipation>:eek:
 
lilminx

I shall eagerly await your proof of said posting in my PM box ;)

Hey Mensa...Got any Cheeto's? In case we are here awhile?
 
Re: lilminx

Thumper said:
I shall eagerly await your proof of said posting in my PM box ;)

Hey Mensa...Got any Cheeto's? In case we are here awhile?
I'll send as long as you promise that it's for your eyes only... I don't really like the way they look- I just took the pic to e-mail to a firend in Conn. after I got them pierced....
 
Pierced...?!

*in that silly, breaking, verge of climax voice*

I never share a confidence...

I must explore this piercing thing...have been considering a rather intimate one...but nipple? Doesn't that hurt? *I can be a pussy at times LOL*

Then again do women like it? On guys that is?
 
Re: Pierced...?!

Thumper said:
*in that silly, breaking, verge of climax voice*

I never share a confidence...

I must explore this piercing thing...have been considering a rather intimate one...but nipple? Doesn't that hurt? *I can be a pussy at times LOL*
Then again do women like it? On guys that is?
It hurt like a motherf*cker! Of course, the guy didn't tell me that until after he did the first one... and there was no way I was going to be asymmetrical, so I had to bear it twice... A guy friend of mine had it done on him and said it wasn't bad- so maybe it's different for men b/c their nipples are smaller.
And I think it's actually sexier on guys than on women. Guys can look good with just one nipple pierced too, whereas (in my opinion) just one looks weird on women. Ok- so I'm sending, but it's really not a great pic at all... I swear my breasts look better IRL!
 
Re: Re: Pierced...?!

lilminx said:

I swear my breasts look better IRL!

Of this I have no doubt.

OK, I did.
 
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Re: Re: lilminx

lilminx said:

I'll send as long as you promise that it's for your eyes only... I don't really like the way they look- I just took the pic to e-mail to a firend in Conn. after I got them pierced....

Well hell! That sucks!!:mad:

All ready for a great show and she cancels the performance!
 
Re: Re: Re: lilminx

Mensa said:


Well hell! That sucks!!:mad:

All ready for a great show and she cancels the performance!
Hey, Thumper was the one who said that I was getting naked on Lit, not me- sorry to disappoint, Mensa :)
 
Well

I tried the old "Bin laden and Switch" tactic but it didn't work.

Tried to use a pseudo-political thread to get some nudity on the BB and it didn't work...

This is a porn site....why can't we get naked here?

Skin...we want skin, skin on skin, sweat on sweat, tongues on skin, limbs entwined, thrusting, heaving, flexing, engulfing, filling, throbbing, wet sexuality.

Is that so much to ask?

Really?
 
Re: Re: OK

lilminx said:

LMAO!
Well, I did post a pic of my breasts for about 10 minutes in the uploads thread the other day, but then I got shy and took it down. So I guess you could say I was half-camouflaged here for a little bit.
Damn! That is what I get for sleeping!

I am going to have to write an app that constantly looks for LilMinx posts and downloads any and all photos so I never miss such a site again!

Shit! - Now I am totally bummed!:( ;)
 
Re: Re: Re: OK

Shy Tall Guy said:
Damn! That is what I get for sleeping!

I am going to have to write an app that constantly looks for LilMinx posts and downloads any and all photos so I never miss such a site again!

Shit! - Now I am totally bummed!:( ;)
Believe me, STG- they're really not that big of a deal- ask Thumper...
 
This thread

was hijacked with the first reply...

Any response to the original idea? I wasn't just being facetious.
 
Re: This thread

Thumper said:
was hijacked with the first reply...

Any response to the original idea? I wasn't just being facetious.
Sorry about that... I just couldn't help myself...
But back to your original topic... I think it would be great to have a woman fuck him up relly badly and then arrest him... I wish I had the skills and training to do it! :)
 
lilminx

lilminx said:

Believe me, STG- they're really not that big of a deal- ask Thumper...

Yeah right!

Your breasts not a big deal is like saying the ocean is not so wet.

STG...they are beautiful.
 
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