Irish Sperm Need not Apply

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Always an Irishman in the woodpile...

The world's largest sperm bank is telling redheads to keep their semen.

Demand for ginger-haired donors is so low that Cryos International says they needn't bother donating.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London's Telegraph.

Men with scarlett manes sell "like hot cakes" in Ireland, Schou said, but that's about it.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyl...s_we_dont_need_your_semen_.html#ixzz1YOhbQHrD

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Even in the Cherokee nations...




:nods:

 

[JohnnySavage]

We already had this thread.

 

[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

We already had this thread.

I've been gone...




Was in a hall of mirrors over the weekend and saw a red-headed toddler smash into a mirror trying to grab his mommy's leg...

That could be one of the reasons.

As soon as I got clear of that place, I laughed my ass off.

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

They had a lot of diversity in their slave population, and were probably into selective recreational breeding for laughs and to brighten up the rain dance.

You too could write for 2½ Men.

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I think I'll have a cotton gin with a beer back...

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I'm just having Irish Coffee neat...

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

The perfume gives me hives...




I wash with the stuff Marilyn Chambers used to hawk.

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Yes, and what a memory; I can smell it now...





The Dial that is.

(I can SEE Marilyn! )

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

I'm the only one using the old standby.

You still using your Daddy's Old Spice?

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

Nope, I use grand dad's Bay Rum.

I tried shopping at Old Navy and guess what? Navy bell-bottoms are making a come-back...





... wonder if I still have my old liberal platforms...

 

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[Frisco_Slug_Esq]

If you didn't wear bell-bottoms, you were probably already wearing pre-issue military-style glasses and a crewcut...

 

[Saint Peter]

I never wore those shoes, but I will fess up to bell bottom Levis and boots.

*reported*

 

[Obama_Sucks]

We already had this thread.

Are you Irish?