Iphone - imessage or sexting or dirty filthy pictures! What else can iphone do?

[bgbigg37]

Well, My wife and I have recently (last two years), been TOTALLY flirting over imessage! For some reason, we TOTALLY are able to speak more freely without the "spoken" road! It has led us to her "hot wife" status, and has gotten me THOUSANDS of hours of pleasure! We found that we often "share" pictures and chats from other playmates, and it TOTALLY leaves us hot for each other by the end of the day.

Has anyone else got any stories or anything ELSE they do with the iphone while there spouse or lover is at work? Wifey TOTALLY loves those random ball shots, or cock shots throughout her day! Problem is, I am almost out of ideas on how to photo my balls or cock so they remain "shocking" enough to get a laugh!

Anyone wanna imessage with us?

 

[bumlicker]

Iphone can!!

suck the money out of your wallet. kinda like obama! just another stupid gadget is what it is have fun

 

[Sam37]

You're completely wrong. The iPhone is a wonderful, useful tool.

For the topic at hand, I like the PhotoVault app.

I made several trips a couple of months ago. I never thought my lady would do it, but she began sexting. It made the nights much less lonely. Turns out she is a better tease than I would ever have believed.

After the first time, I bought her a new toy to "assist" her side of things.

 

[englishgent73]

Yahoo Messenger app is very good too - and free.

Although it helps if you have an unlimited 3G data account ;-)

 

[desiresmore]

I have used my iPhone for years to take pics and videos of us during sex. We use an app called "Pair" now which is completely private between two people using iPhones. I'd be interested in doing imessage with you guys if you are my types. My wife and I are 32, she is petite, nice body.

 

[Suave_matt89]

gotta be careful doing scandalous things on an i phone as they can shut the phone down for whatever reason they choose to.

 

[sassyangel8402]

I have a droid but got into an app called Snapchat. You take pics and send them to whoever you choose. Catch is, they only can see the pic for up to 10 seconds however long you want them to.

 

[Artfan2]

I have a droid but got into an app called Snapchat. You take pics and send them to whoever you choose. Catch is, they only can see the pic for up to 10 seconds however long you want them to.

Heheh, so you can flash people with your phone. And if you do it fast enough they get more of a quick tease than a lasting look. That could be fun. Have you done it?

 

[Emerson40]

Iphone - imessage or sexting or dirty filthy pictures! What else can iphone do?

My iPhone feeds Furby, and translates the gobble-de-gook it speaks to my daughter.

Feeding the annoying Christmas gift aside, my wife figures iPhone sales would skyrocket if it could translate women's thinking for men as well as it translates Furbish. This app would restore peace in many a household - provided men used the translations wisely.

No such application is required for women. They are already able to send nekkid pictures to a man's iPhone, and the iPhone can already be set up as TV remote.

....end of thread derail.​

 

[angel_islington]

gotta be careful doing scandalous things on an i phone as they can shut the phone down for whatever reason they choose to.

You appear to have dropped your tin hat.

 

[N2outdoors]

Twitter?? For pics?

The wife and i currently just got into sexting on our iPhones. I now send her daily pics i find on twitter and other sites that i think will get her hot and horny. Just the other day she begged to see some pics of my throbbing hard on so I did one better and facetimed her. She was masturbating in the stall and sucking her tits for me as she watched me stroke myself. It was one of the hottest things we've done in awhile. Needless to say as soon as she got home from work it was straight to the bedroom. Good times!

I have a twitter account, but apparently don't know all that it is capable of doing. Where do you find sexy pics on twitter?

 

[sassyangel8402]

Heheh, so you can flash people with your phone. And if you do it fast enough they get more of a quick tease than a lasting look. That could be fun. Have you done it?

yep...

 

[Sistinas74]

To add..

Please don't overlook the idea of sending a mini erotic movie either, that is a handy feature as well!

 

[gunny1341]

Please don't overlook the idea of sending a mini erotic movie either, that is a handy feature as well!

I concur..I'm working out of town for a month at a time and sexting...voice notes and vids make things a little easier

 

[Porkwarrior]

My iPhone feeds Furby, and translates the gobble-de-gook it speaks to my daughter.

Feeding the annoying Christmas gift aside, my wife figures iPhone sales would skyrocket if it could translate women's thinking for men as well as it translates Furbish. This app would restore peace in many a household - provided men used the translations wisely.

No such application is required for women. They are already able to send nekkid pictures to a man's iPhone, and the iPhone can already be set up as TV remote.

....end of thread derail.​

Haa haa, well nobody commented on it on another th'd...but I am another techno Luddite. And I have my own fetish towards smartphones. Well cellphones in general, but smartphones in particular.
It is violent, non-consensual, and permanently marking. So brace yourselves before you see the pics. If you are an Iphone lover, they will be jarring.

1) Work supplied Iphone that you never asked for. Liberally douse in river water so it is completely dead. Think of it as a final justification for witch trials.

2) Liberally apply equal amounts of brute force & primal hate. Until the hated contraption is reduced to it's primordial bits.

3) Assemble in a (finally) practically useful fashion, with a knowledge that the tauter the thread the longer it will last and an eye for aesthetics that is sorely lacking on Planet Apple. Despite all the Gizmag editorial blowjobs to the contrary.

You appear to have dropped your tin hat.

Not necessarily, though you are both equally wrong in your reasoning to coming to the correct answers.
For a few months on another forum I tortured a man that loved his trout fishing, and loved his Iphone. But he fished in small isolated creeks that he thought no one knew about. And took pics with his Iphone, metadata (and GPS info) included.

For awhile I had him convinced I knew that area's rivers so well I could ID his locale just from the pictures of river mud at his feet. Was fun.



Haa haa, now THAT is how to accomplish a th'd hijack. Sorry all, your signal will return to it's original transmission now.

 

[BOTW373]

I have a twitter account, but apparently don't know all that it is capable of doing. Where do you find sexy pics on twitter?

Pretty easily actually. Just type in Tits or ass in your search and all kinds of people that post pics like that will pop up. Tumblr is another good place to find things like that.

 

[desiresmore]

Pretty easily actually. Just type in Tits or ass in your search and all kinds of people that post pics like that will pop up. Tumblr is another good place to find things like that.

I'm ashamed to say I had no idea those services had this kind of content. I'm going to be very busy for a few hours now! How cool!

 

[BOTW373]

I'm ashamed to say I had no idea those services had this kind of content. I'm going to be very busy for a few hours now! How cool!

Lol. Yea its definitely something you can kill time with but if your not careful then you can easily lose track of time.

 

[haurni]

Is there a camera app that lets you take pics with a timer function?