Investment Advice For pp_man: Buy American.

[Sandia]

John A. Millard, Shearman & Sterling (NY):

"If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left. If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5-cent deposit, you would have $107. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."

 

[SINthysist]

LOL

 

[Myrrdin]

p_p saw the advert, "Drink Canada Dry" and tried to.

 

[p_p_man]

John A. Millard, Shearman & Sterling (NY):

"If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left. If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5-cent deposit, you would have $107. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."

hic...

 

[Sillyman]

Oh my god, at the rate of the stock market pp man is going to be the richest man on earth.