Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
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As if extreme sports aren't dangerous enough (Downhill Mountain Biking, Big-Wave Surfing, Base Jumping, Free Slowboarding, Paragliding, etc...) - can you think of even more extreme - more dangerous sports?
Here's some ideas from Maxim:
Equestrian Downhill - The world's finest thoroughbreds strap on skis and rocket down the expert slopes! Each horse maneuvers gates and deep moguls blindfolded while smoking a Cohiba.
Gary Condit Decathlon - Politicians from each state submit to polygraph tests without a lawyer present. Once wired they must purposefully lie by answering no to 10 questions about their adulterous habits. The best sack o' crap wins! Judges rate 'em on style, form, and quality of hair weaves.
Marathon Intercourse - Four couples don knee and butt pads and fornicate in the missionary position on a sidewalk while yelling, "Help me, Mr. Nibbles!" incessantly.
Extreme Front-Rubbing - Wearing protective cups under their suit pants, lonely contestants approach as many females in their workplace as possible, offering to exchange "front rubs." The goal is to cop the most feels before being escorted from the building and/or having balls staved in by female boot.
And here's one I made up:
Capture the Terrorists - Female contestants sneak into Afghanistan dressed in high heels, mini-skirts (no underwear), and low cut halter tops and try and capture Osama Bin Laden and bring him back to the United States.
Your turn!
Here's some ideas from Maxim:
Equestrian Downhill - The world's finest thoroughbreds strap on skis and rocket down the expert slopes! Each horse maneuvers gates and deep moguls blindfolded while smoking a Cohiba.
Gary Condit Decathlon - Politicians from each state submit to polygraph tests without a lawyer present. Once wired they must purposefully lie by answering no to 10 questions about their adulterous habits. The best sack o' crap wins! Judges rate 'em on style, form, and quality of hair weaves.
Marathon Intercourse - Four couples don knee and butt pads and fornicate in the missionary position on a sidewalk while yelling, "Help me, Mr. Nibbles!" incessantly.
Extreme Front-Rubbing - Wearing protective cups under their suit pants, lonely contestants approach as many females in their workplace as possible, offering to exchange "front rubs." The goal is to cop the most feels before being escorted from the building and/or having balls staved in by female boot.
And here's one I made up:
Capture the Terrorists - Female contestants sneak into Afghanistan dressed in high heels, mini-skirts (no underwear), and low cut halter tops and try and capture Osama Bin Laden and bring him back to the United States.
Your turn!
