Invasive surgery $29.95

[gauchecritic]

No hidden extras.

I couldn't actually believe it and I need to know if it's as common as I suspect.

I'm just listening to KERN (I think Amico's RL existance is Micheal Savage) and I've just heard a commercial for breast augmentation for $29.95. No Hidden Extras.

Is this real? Are boob jobs this cheap over there? Absolutely no mention whatsoever about any kind of psychological counseling, after care, pre or post support just walk in pay your 29.95 and walk out with new boobs. My ghast is flabbered.

 

[McKenna]

My ghast is flabbered.

Maybe you should have your ghast augmented. Guaranteed no more flabbering. All for only $29.95 (and the cost of airfare).

 

[LadyJeanne]

Are you sure it was for implants? Maybe it's for those boob-shaped bra inserts?

Or perhaps it's a payment plan. $29.95 per month for the next 30 years...

 

[Belegon]

The Almighty says this must be a fashionable thread. It's drawn the finest people.

 

[gauchecritic]

The Almighty says this must be a fashionable thread. It's drawn the finest people.

Fine. thread, drawn? What is this? A sewing circle?

 

[logophile]

I bet it's 2995.00. Not 29.95.

But I could be wrong.

 

[cantdog]

I hope she's right about the $2995 because otherwise your ghast is perfectly correct to flabber. What hooey.

 

[cantdog]

The extras aren't hiding. You pay also for the gas passer, the facility, the staff, the recovery people and THAT facility, and so on. Not hidden, but right up front.

I think you must have hold of some sort of nefarious shit slinger.

 

[Belegon]

Fine. thread, drawn? What is this? A sewing circle?

I was just fucking around. It's a quote from Braveheart. Just substitute "fight" for "thread"

 

[Guest]

I was just fucking around. It's a quote from Braveheart. Just substitute "fight" for "thread"

i was delighted to see you had. one of my all time faves, that.


ive seen things like that gauche. its scary to think of the people who do get drawn into that situation.
the other day we were at the 'adult' store and i was startled to see that they have this injection system to make your lips swell. honest to god...why would someone do this? buy an injectable system at an adult store???? it boggles!

 

[Liar]

I'll bet it's like those cheap-ass travel packages that always seems to pop put of nothing at this time of the year here. You can get a weekend in a sun resort or maybe some big European city for approx 10 bux. But that includes nothing. Just the plane seat (add customs taxes, check-in fare, VAT, over booking insurance and other ridiculopus things) and the hotel room (pay extra for everything, including a bed of your own).

So, the actual cutting might cost $29.95.
Do you want the surgeon to provide his own tools? Rent them for $300/hour.
Your kitchen table, or the surgery room? Rent of surgery room. $150/hour.
Nurse not included. $100/hour.
Want sedation or anesthetics? Add $450.
Do you want the standard filling (Inflated condoms, provide your own) or the real thing? That'll be $500.
Post surgery bandaging. Another $200.
Prescription of post surgery painkillers. $100.
The actual pills. $100.
Recovery bed. $100/hour.

Oh, and sign this dotted line that says you won't sue us for mistreatment no matter what. Or else we'll have to charge you full price.

#L

 

[TheEarl]

the other day we were at the 'adult' store and i was startled to see that they have this injection system to make your lips swell. honest to god...why would someone do this? buy an injectable system at an adult store???? it boggles!

Which lips?

The Earl