LeonGreybeard
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Professor Roberts sighed as he entered the classroom. Apparently he had slighted the dean in some way and as punishment was given the task of teaching the history of art to sophomores, mostly engineering students who had elected it as their one humanities course for the year, also a few maths and science students and a sprinkling from other faculties. All anyone of them wanted, he expected, was a humanities credit. Any interest in art was probably peripheral.
Well, he had a surprise for them, this course would focus on representations of the female form. That should guarantee the interests of the male engineering students, he would add a few male nudes to avoid the sexist accusations from the females in engineering.
Taking the remote in hand, he put up a slide with his name, office, email, and cell number. "Good day, I am Professor Roberts, and this course is an introduction to the history of art. I will do my best to make it interesting for you, please do your best to approach this with an open mind. First of all, here is the course outline."
A blurred rapidfire sequence of slides followed, none lasted long enough for a complete image to be seen, but everyone saw lots and lots of paintings and sculptures of naked men and women. A few like 'David' were easlily recognized, but most flashed by.
Then he returned to the first slide.
http://www.uvm.edu/~iwd/images08/venuswillindorflarge.jpg
"Venus of Willendorf. Not quite our current meme of feminine puchritude, but in her day . . . "
"So let's examine this image . . " He went on to describe various aspects of the sculpture, where it was found, what is known about it, the usual things.
"Your first assignment is simple, write a few words about how that image made you feel when you first saw it. You will not be judged on the size of your submission, but on its originality. I assure you I am well familiar with all the traditional discussions of this image. To get good grades here you must show originality. Not cleverness, not astuteness, originality. I want a fresh view on this. Submit them to my email."
"Thank you for your attention."
Roberts busied himself disconnecting his tablet from the WIFI.
Well, he had a surprise for them, this course would focus on representations of the female form. That should guarantee the interests of the male engineering students, he would add a few male nudes to avoid the sexist accusations from the females in engineering.
Taking the remote in hand, he put up a slide with his name, office, email, and cell number. "Good day, I am Professor Roberts, and this course is an introduction to the history of art. I will do my best to make it interesting for you, please do your best to approach this with an open mind. First of all, here is the course outline."
A blurred rapidfire sequence of slides followed, none lasted long enough for a complete image to be seen, but everyone saw lots and lots of paintings and sculptures of naked men and women. A few like 'David' were easlily recognized, but most flashed by.
Then he returned to the first slide.
http://www.uvm.edu/~iwd/images08/venuswillindorflarge.jpg
"Venus of Willendorf. Not quite our current meme of feminine puchritude, but in her day . . . "
"So let's examine this image . . " He went on to describe various aspects of the sculpture, where it was found, what is known about it, the usual things.
"Your first assignment is simple, write a few words about how that image made you feel when you first saw it. You will not be judged on the size of your submission, but on its originality. I assure you I am well familiar with all the traditional discussions of this image. To get good grades here you must show originality. Not cleverness, not astuteness, originality. I want a fresh view on this. Submit them to my email."
"Thank you for your attention."
Roberts busied himself disconnecting his tablet from the WIFI.