Pedal-Johnny
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I'm in need of a posse.
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Aliyahlovinsex
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Pedal-Johnny said:
a posse? Why would I want to join your posse?
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Aliyahlovinsex said:a posse? Why would I want to join your posse?
Because - all the cool people will join my posse, and then you'll wish you were among them. It's like buying stock early as a way to increase investment.
Well my stock is about to go up - granted, I have no basis for this theory, but positive thinking can do wonders if you believe in that sort of thing - which I do not.
None-the-less - my posse would kick much ass and be super-sweet.
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You know, in the old days it was way easier to get a posse together.
Cattle rustler comes through town and steals something - next thing you know thirty people are lined up ready to hang someone. But now? Not a chance.
I guess you have to be Mr. T or something to get a posse going nowadays. Well I'm not Mr. T - very few people are - maybe only 50 people in whole world are Mr. T, but the rest of us - we gotta get a posse together the old fashion way.
I guess that's progress for ya. I guess this is just an age when if a fella needs a posse, he's just out of luck.
Well it's your loss - one day I'll have a posse - and that posse will rock and be nifty and awesome as well. Then you'll wish you had jumped on the band-wagon, because that band-wagon was carrying a posse - as well as a band I guess, because it's a band-wagon after all. But right beside the band, is the posse - and it's wicked-cool - only it's a band-wagon in the future. So when, in the future, when you see the wagon go by, and you're listening to the band that's on it, and you notice the posse up there as well - just remember, you could have been on that wagon with the band. And what's more - on that wagon, with the band in the future - they're having ice-cream. So no ice cream for you.
Cattle rustler comes through town and steals something - next thing you know thirty people are lined up ready to hang someone. But now? Not a chance.
I guess you have to be Mr. T or something to get a posse going nowadays. Well I'm not Mr. T - very few people are - maybe only 50 people in whole world are Mr. T, but the rest of us - we gotta get a posse together the old fashion way.
I guess that's progress for ya. I guess this is just an age when if a fella needs a posse, he's just out of luck.
Well it's your loss - one day I'll have a posse - and that posse will rock and be nifty and awesome as well. Then you'll wish you had jumped on the band-wagon, because that band-wagon was carrying a posse - as well as a band I guess, because it's a band-wagon after all. But right beside the band, is the posse - and it's wicked-cool - only it's a band-wagon in the future. So when, in the future, when you see the wagon go by, and you're listening to the band that's on it, and you notice the posse up there as well - just remember, you could have been on that wagon with the band. And what's more - on that wagon, with the band in the future - they're having ice-cream. So no ice cream for you.
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lol ok...I guess I'll take my chances.
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mirrors2 said:
It's a posse, not an investment firm.
Posses live life on the edge - they don't offer stock options. We have no "break-room", nor "coffee-fund"
When you're free flying with a posse, you don't need no 401K, alls you need is the wind through your hair and a comb to restyle it when the wind has died down, or perhaps when you've gone inside out of the wind.
If you want stability and financial security - then a posse is no place for you my friend. If little "Susie" needs braces - then a posse can't help you. We offer no "dental", no sick days, no golden parachute.
A posse is life on the edge - the edge of a dangerous chasm of turmoil and slippery rocky bits - like the gravel on a playground in your childhood. And the rocks get stuck in the treads of your shoes and you have to dig them out with a stick - that's a posse man.
Oh yeah...
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mirrors2 said:
Couldn't be a proper posse without a 'Doc'.
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Okay folks - I'm still looking for a Posse.
Come on now - don't be shy. Everyone wants to belong - and now you can belong to me... no that's not right. You can belong with me... or, We can belong together... only not so lame sounding.
Anyway - the point I'm stressing here is that I am offering a sense of belonging - a sense of belonging which can only be achieved by joining my posse and being kick-ass and wicked.
I offer nothing but the chance to say that you are part of a posse - 'cause let's face it - when the shit hits the fan, that's all you need. All we need in life is the ability to say - 'Don't fuck with me, cause I'm in a goddam posse and they will come and rip your fucking spine out.' - of course feel free to use whatever terminology you prefer.
So sign up now - It's a Posse™!
Come on now - don't be shy. Everyone wants to belong - and now you can belong to me... no that's not right. You can belong with me... or, We can belong together... only not so lame sounding.
Anyway - the point I'm stressing here is that I am offering a sense of belonging - a sense of belonging which can only be achieved by joining my posse and being kick-ass and wicked.
I offer nothing but the chance to say that you are part of a posse - 'cause let's face it - when the shit hits the fan, that's all you need. All we need in life is the ability to say - 'Don't fuck with me, cause I'm in a goddam posse and they will come and rip your fucking spine out.' - of course feel free to use whatever terminology you prefer.
So sign up now - It's a Posse™!
