Intro From a Novice Writer

[kl2003]

Hello. I am very new to Literotica, and somewhat new to writing stories. I've posted three stories so far, two of which have been approved, and one is currently pending. The main struggle I'm having at the moment is trying to figure out how to cateogrize the stories I write. But I guess that will probably come with time and as I get more comfortable in the genre. Anyway, just wanted to say hey.

 

[MathGirl]

Welcome

Hiya,
Don't worry about it. The editors will put it in the appropriate place.
MG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Hey

Anyway, just wanted to say hey.

Welcome. Don't shorten svenskaflicka's name to one syllable. That's all you need to know.

Have fun. Be merry.
sarah

 

[TheEarl]

Heya. Hope you enjoy and that everyone likes your stories. Feel free to be just as opinionated on here as we are. We don't bite. Often.

Unless of course you shorten Svenskaflicka to one syllable. Then you run for your life.

The Earl

 

[snooper]

Svenskaflicka

They are only kidding. Call her Sven if you want to.















Unless you want to survive, that is.

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Svenskaflicka

They are only kidding. Call her Sven if you want to.

Why shouldn't Svenskaflicka get annoyed when people keep referring to her by a male name?

It's rude, impolite, uncourteous and an attack on her individuality.

Svenskaflicka is one of the interesting people on this board and a frequent contributor.

She gets annoyed when she is referred to as male. Or if someone suggests that Harry Potter isn't magical.

Please show some respect and be polite. Then she is nice even if she likes monkeys.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Just a word to the wise

Dear KL2003,
Here's a little bit of information you should know as a newcomer to this board: Try not to mention sheep in your posts or stories. It's a ... sensitive subject with some regulars.
Helpfully,
MG

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmm

Oi MG don't spoil my fun here, don't take any notice kl you talk about sheep if you want to, lovely fluffy sheep, Mmmm, I was chatting to my long term lover about this sort of thing the other day she said, "Baaaaaaaaaaaaa" I had to agree.

Welcome friend but please avoid calling Svenskaflika Sven, it is an insult to her for one thing being the male gender in Sweden, and a hell of a job to keep cleaning the blood up from folks who make the mistake for another.

pops.............

 

[GuyJD]

Welcome to Lit and the boards, kl2003

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/newbie3.jpg

 

[GuyJD]

Originally posted by kl2003
Hello. I am very new to Literotica, and somewhat new to writing stories. I've posted three stories so far, two of which have been approved, and one is currently pending. The main struggle I'm having at the moment is trying to figure out how to cateogrize the stories I write. But I guess that will probably come with time and as I get more comfortable in the genre. Anyway, just wanted to say hey.

I wish I only had that problem. I've been writing here for a few years now and the biggest problem that I'm having now is writer's block. Well, I have over a week vacation from work so, hopefully, I might be able to get started on another story idea that I have.

 

[Guest]

another hint re. scandigurl

kl: if you sound like Alan Rickman you're in as far as possible.

Welcome and best regards, I look forward to reading you.

Perdita

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dear kl:

Don't let this lot of sheep in wolves clothing fool you. They can get snippy, but most of the time it's just a load of bleating. Sven is okay, you can call him Sven. I believe he prefers it. If you can't call her Svenskaflicka (she's just so adorable when she's angry), call her "you".

One last bit of advice, don't create a thread only to promote your newly posted story here. We have the Story Feedback forum for that. It's not that we don't like it when an author's work is posted, we do. It's just that we don't want to see the Hangout look like the Story Feedback forum as the baby birds start chirping for feedback.

Welcome to the board!

Cordially,

Muffie

 

[MathGirl]

don't create a thread only to promote your newly posted story here. We have the Story Feedback forum for that. It's not that we don't like it when an author's work is posted, we do. It's just that we don't want to see the Hangout look like the Story Feedback forum as the baby birds start chirping for feedback.

Uh, oh. I'd better put a muzzle on DurtGurl.
MG

 

[wildsweetone]

why is it all the newbies turn up on the weekends when you lot are out loose?



Gidday kl2003 welcome to Litland

Enjoy your stay and... what they said

mind you... though Svenskaflicka is a really nice person, that dizzy flashing thing she's got in her sig is driving my cells overtime and the HP countdown should be in the Guinness Book of World Records. *sigh*



KM, good grief dear, you actually waffled then! *wicked wink*