Interview with the dragon...

[Guest]

I suppose I should have known that no one would take this even half seriously.

My mistake.

Thread open for hi-jack.

Carry on.

 

[neonlyte]

Don't understand the whole Vanity thing with Dragons - he let that furry footed Bildo turn his head and look how that turned out!

 

[Guest]

Dragon persona?? WTF? You're not really a dragon? I am gong to sue.

Seriously,

How many dragons are there?
Are you friendly to humans?
Why are you here?
Do you really breathe fire?
Do you fly?
How are you organized socially?
Do you drink beer?

 

[Guest]

Do you smell BAD?

 

[eric shawn listo]

How bad is your sense of smell?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Dragon persona?? WTF? You're not really a dragon? I am gong to sue.

Seriously,

How many dragons are there?
Are you friendly to humans?
Why are you here?
Do you really breathe fire?
Do you fly?
How are you organized socially?
Do you drink beer?

Good questions, one and all. Might include:

If you really do breathe fire and,

You also drink beer,

How do you keep the fire from going out?

Also, if it does go out, other than Jim Morrison and the Doors, what light's your fire?

Do you eat humans?

If so, is it for sexual or nutritional purposes?

If the latter, do you prefer them raw, or flame broiled?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Do you fart pure methane?

If you do breathe fire, do you light your own farts?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How do you feel about being the symbol of the Champions League and Intercontinental Cup title-holder football club and having their stadium named after you?

 

[Guest]

Are you Welsh?

 

[neonlyte]

On an average day:

How long does it take to polish your scales?

How many maidens do you ravish?

How many knights do you singe?

Do you brush your teeth?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How was it like to work with Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey in "Reign of Fire"?

 

[Guest]

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

How big is your dick?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

There are few dragons left on this world and as most, like myself, are essentially in hiding for their own safety, I have not had contact with any of my kind for more than two-hundred years.

That's a lie! Dragons don't hide from no one, and I can see their lair from my window! 55,000 people capacity.

 

[Guest]

Are you a big, masculine type of dragon, or do you walk with a mince?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Alright enough of these silly questions about fire and flying (although Laurens question about Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey was quite good), we need to know the really important things about being a dragon.

For instance:

Is it diffacult to find really good mens fashions in the larger sizes you require?

Do you feel the fashion industry descriminates against you because the clothing today isn't designed for someone with wings?

 

[Guest]

Are you owned by a little boy called Pete?

 

[Guest]

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

How do you feel about being the symbol of the Champions League and Intercontinental Cup title-holder football club and having their stadium named after you?

I would be greatly moved by the honor. But Why would this club be called Dranoel?

 

[Guest]

Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Nevermind.