Interview... apply for perky sex within.

[perks]

1.How tall are you?

2.What is your age?

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

11. Why are you applying for this position?

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?


okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.

 

[Cibo]

1.How tall are you? 5'9"

2.What is your age? 18

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be? What is something that you always fantasized about but never have or done it?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Her personality, must have a good positive personality.

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you? Hrm, well I do like T & A...

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be? Ummm...myself!

7.What do you consider to be kinky? Anything that you or I don't usually do.

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it? Ummm..forgot the name, sci-fi book. Last year

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it? Tongue

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be? My bedroom

11. Why are you applying for this position? Because I think you're phat.

12. Why do you think I should pick you? Because I have all the right moves at all the right times.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about? Don't judge a book by its cover.


okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.

 

[LukkyKnight]

1.How tall are you?
6'something

2.What is your age?
perfect

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Does this avatar make my ass look big?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Sense of humor

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
Female

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
Gift certificate for a tattoo

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
My garden hose

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
Invader, by C.J.Cherryh, finished Tuesday night. (Re-read it after completing book 5 in the series last week.)

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
it

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
Minnesota obviously

11. Why are you applying for this position?
Two words: Perky sex.

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
I don't think you should, but I applied anyway.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
Ya didn't ask how horny *I* am...

 

[Wiggles]

1.How tall are you?
5'6 or so.

2.What is your age?
19

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Do I look fat in this??

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Common kindness.

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
A penis.

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
My laundry, could you have it back by tomorrow afternoon?

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
Myself.

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
Lord of the Rings, the day the movie came out.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
The tongue?

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
We'd go to Hawaii. I need a tan.

11. Why are you applying for this position?
Because my sex has been a bit sleepy lately. I want to Perk it up a bit.

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
Because I'm a hard worker, and I get along well with others?

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
For the laundry, only use Whisk tablets, and fabric softener (downy, please)

 

[plasticman33]

1.How tall are you?

6 ft.

2.What is your age?

older than dust!

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

What time is dinner?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

Honesty!

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

Nice smile.

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

A single rose.

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

Sex with animals!

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

Worldwide Market, Product and Technical Guide. Today! (Boring)

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

Tongue?

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

Puerto Vallarta

11. Why are you applying for this position?

I'm very horny!

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

I'm very horny!

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

I'm very horny!


okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.

 

[lobito]

1.How tall are you?

5' 10½"-11"

2.What is your age?

35

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

When will I next get "laid"?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

Only one? hmmmm, TRUST

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

Good skin

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

Pearl Necklace

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

Something I've never tried sexually, which isn't a lot

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

Can't remember, but the current one is "The Ultimate Urban Legends Book", not close to finishing yet

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

I T

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

Wherever you want to go

11. Why are you applying for this position?

Because it's "open"

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

Because I'm open

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

Well, I've been wanting to tell you this since I first saw your name on the board. So, here goes... My Great Grandparents used to ahve a dog named "Perky", and if you are even HALF as "perky" as he was, then you probably are a great lover.

 

[jayallen2]

APPLICANT

1- 6'
2- 37yrs
3- whod do you admire the most? why?
4- integrity
5- hair
6- a puppy
7-having a woman fuck my ass
8-What is Zen 2 weeks ago, started the millionare next door recently
9- tongue, but it may be considered an organ????
10- frankfurt, germany
11- I'm adventureous
12- I'll surprise you
13- whether or not I like to clean house or do the yard work

Thanks for taking time to review my application.

jay

 

[Black_Bird]

1.How tall are you?

You've seen me... figure it out.

2.What is your age?

22

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

Did anybody tell you that your lisp is sexy? (Yes, she has a lisp, folks.)

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

Honesty

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

Boo-Bees! Not that I care how big they are, I'm just too easily facinated by them.

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

A large donald the duck stuffed animal, wearing a "I was raised by lesbians" tee shirt.

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

Is this a trick question?

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

Oh, jezz, lets see... The Temple and the Lodge... its about Free Masonry. I never finished it.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

The way its spelled in the dictionary: Tongue.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

Austrialia... so we could party with all those kinky aussys down there.

11. Why are you applying for this position?

Stalk the Stalker sort of thing... It's amusing.

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

I'm close, I'm free, and I have good taste.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

Did you see my Dirty Whispers thread? I finished the story...

 

[tn_8tiv]

1.How tall are you? 6'3(1.9 Meters for those who are metric)

2.What is your age? Like a mature apple. Very sweet and soft.

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be? What are your hopes and dreams in life?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you? Intelligence and Maturity (I know, that's two)

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you? Female

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be? A life of love and happiness. If it is material things you are referring to, a single red rose.

7.What do you consider to be kinky? Haven't discovered it yet.

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it? Painted House by John Grisham. Just finished it last night.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it? The tongue is in your mouth. The larynx is further down in your throat.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be? Before or after we have sex? (LMAO). How about a sailing ship to Tahiti. The voyage is for us to get acquainted.

11. Why are you applying for this position? Because you are Perky!

12. Why do you think I should pick you? I'll let you decide.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about? I'm intelligent, witty and believe that making love to a woman begins in the head.

 

[Andreina]

1.How tall are you?
5'5"

2.What is your age?
21

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Will you hate me if I make you cum 20 times in a row?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Trust

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
nice fingers

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
A bunch of red long stem roses and a voucher for a weekend at a beauty farm to relax

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
Me

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
"The Great Railway Bazaar" by Paul Theroux - finished it 2 days ago

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
Tongue

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
Scotland - So we could be together and shag like bunnies

11. Why are you applying for this position?
Because the prophet Litericus Eroticus told me to

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
1. Because it is Litericus Eroticus' will 2. Why not?

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
I'm horny. So are you. Let's get busy.


Halo

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

1.How tall are you?

2.What is your age?

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

11. Why are you applying for this position?

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?


okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.

Mi Raven pelo belleza


1. 5’4 ... short I know

2. 32

3. Do you really have a sexy lisp? I need your digits...

4. Trust

5. Got to have a good set of lips

6. I’d watch the duckling for ya & let you have the afternoon off to your self

7. The kooky dream I had last night (or this morning) you were there...I won’t mention the other two right now that were there...

8. Bella Tuscany ... a few days ago

9. T-O-N-G-U-E

10. I’m sticking with the Girly Night at the Four Seasons... remember that one?

11. Flaca, estas mujer que me tiene loca


Morgy

 

[Hamletmaschine]

1.How tall are you?

5'11"

2.What is your age?

43

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

What is your favorite thing to do with that muscle in your mouth that I'm going to have spell in a minute here...?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

A sense of humor. If she can't make me laugh, forget it.

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

The eyes have it--if I can't see something intriguing in there, I won't look very long at anything else.

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

A day all to yourself.

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

Hardshell Baptists fucking. No, wait ... that's just bizarre. You said kinky.... Hardshell Baptists having incest.

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

SOLIPSIST, by Henry Rollins. Last Sunday.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

T-O-N-G-U-E

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

Provence.

11. Why are you applying for this position?

I am a masochist.

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

Because we'd have a lot of laughs.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

I have always had this ... "thing" I guess you'd call it for ducks. There just aren't enough ducks in the world, you know? The world would be a better place if there were more ducks. That is what I believe.

~H~

 

[seXieleXie]

1.How tall are you?
5'5"

2.What is your age?
19

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
will you ha.... oh... wait...
if we went on a date what would you like to do?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
sense of humor

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
physical traits are generally not important. well, having all the usual parts in all the usual places is always nice, but other than that it's more about who the person is than how the person looks.

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
a massage

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
fucking ducks

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
the universe next door by james sire. i finished it tuesday night.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
tongue.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
ithaca, 'cause that's where i am but if i get to come too then we'd go to san francisco and i'd show you a great time.

11. Why are you applying for this position?
'cause you're so sexy

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
um.... 'cause i'm nice

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
two words: oral fixation

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Re: Interview... apply for perky sex within.

1.How tall are you?
5'5"

2.What is your age?
19

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Hmmmm, I'll stick with how are things with you?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
A pulse, heh heh. But really a sense of humor and intelligence.

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
I don't really have one thing I like physically, I find myself liking things on some people which I hate on another. I guess one thing that is pretty consistent would be height. I like tall guys and I prefer a woman who is close to my height or slightly taller.

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
Hmm, I guess flowers, you can never go wrong with flowers (as long as they are not roses) in my book.

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
I'll never tell

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
Harold Berman's Law and Revolution and I finished it a few days ago.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
Tongue.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
India, not many places can compare to how beautiful India is.

11. Why are you applying for this position?
I was secretly just following Lexie around

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
Cause... I'm a kick ass chick?

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
I do dishes too.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

1.How tall are you?
5'9"

2.What is your age?
23

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Is there something special you would like to do?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Pasion.

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
Female

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
a chocolate rose

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
I"m not sure just yet

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
the shadow saga, i'm not a well reader so it took me months, it was I think before christmass I finished.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
well I use to spell it tounge but then some friends helped me spell it tongue (but i'm dyslexic so have an excuse)

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
I'd not want to take you to a place in the world I'd take you to the stars so we could see the world from afar as it rises from behind the sun

11. Why are you applying for this position?
I belive I would be a good person for the job, I am eager and I learn fast

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
I"m an empty slate, I can learn things the way YOU want it done.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
I have a talented tongue, with special textur to it

 

[alexandraaah]

What, no special privileges?

1.How tall are you?

5"9

2.What is your age?

30

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

When will you have sex with me?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

Humor

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

I like heighth

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

A vibrator with a ducktail.

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

Humor

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

Barrell Fever by David Sedaris, sometime in January

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

Tongue.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

Glacier National Park

11. Why are you applying for this position?

Shits and giggles.

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

I'm unlikely for the job; you'll throw people off.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

I have special powers.

 

[perks]

My personnel department is processing the current applications. There is still time to submit your application if you have yet to do so.
I will look forward to hearing from you.
Participants will be informed of their second interviews.

Sincerely,
perky

 

[kiwiwolf]

6 foot 3 inches, 38 years young... Oh bugger the rest... Have tongue, will travel... what do you reckon Perks...

 

[roxie]

1.How tall are you?
5ft 5in
2.What is your age?
27
3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Why is the sky blue?
4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Honesty
5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
Tallness
6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
Without shopping...Andes chocolates (in my hand)
7.What do you consider to be kinky?
The whole chicken
8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
Where The Heart Is, for about the 5th time. This morning.
9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
Tongue
10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
Someplace warm!
11. Why are you applying for this position?
Because I can.
12. Why do you think I should pick you?
My sparkling personality.
13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
I play harmonica.

 

[Guest]

Ok, Perky bumbum...

 

[Phoenyx]

1.How tall are you?
5'6

2.What is your age?
30

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
What woudl you like me to do for you

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Sence of humou

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you? nice smile

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
My undivided attnetion

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
water sports

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it? Miracle Workers: Tale Of the S.C.E

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
IT

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
Hawaii

11. Why are you applying for this position?
I like you AV

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
Because I give wicked tounge massages

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
I am a good listener

 

[Thumper]

1.How tall are you?
5'10"

2.What is your age?
41

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?
Join me for a drink?
4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?
Attitude, confidence

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?
Health

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?
Inner peace

7.What do you consider to be kinky?
More than two

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?
House Harkonnen two weeks ago

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?
The muscle is the tongue and you spell it...I-T.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?
Rio De Janeiro

11. Why are you applying for this position?
Do you know of any better?

12. Why do you think I should pick you?
Here's why.


13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?
I work cheap.


okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

1.How tall are you? 5'9"

2.What is your age? A hint of grey at my temples

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be? (Not including sex) What in life do you have a passion for?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you? Wisdom

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you? enjoy exercise

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be? My time, my ear and a rose.

7.What do you consider to be kinky? Haven't thought about it much tho I'm pretty conventional.

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it? A History of India.

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it? Tongue is the muscle - i t.

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be? By a roaring fire that's warming a small chalet tucked in a secluded glen in the mountains of Colorado.

11. Why are you applying for this position? Because you're witty and interesting.

12. Why do you think I should pick you? You won't, but this is fun.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

I like to dance.


okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.

 

[Zamdrist]

1.How tall are you? --> 5'9"

2.What is your age? --> 31

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be? --> Can you begin a relationship without the promise of 'forever and ever'?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you? --> Bi-Sexual

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you? --> Slim, attractive figure

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be? --> A hug and kiss!

7.What do you consider to be kinky? --> Sex in public places

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it? --> Tales of Earthsea, Ursula Le Guin

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it? --> Tounge

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be? --> The Greek Isles

11. Why are you applying for this position? --> I might have a chance?

12. Why do you think I should pick you? --> Because I will remind you of Opie and Richie Cunningham all in one.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about? --> Where do you live?

 

[Gamelover221]

1.How tall are you?

5'11

2.What is your age?

21

3.If you could ask me one question, besides "will I have sex with you", or the like, what would it be?

Do you taste as good as you look?

4.What is one character trait in a partner that is important to you?

entheusiasim

5.What is one physical trait in a partner that is important to you?

eyes you can get lost in

6.If you could give me a present right now, what would it be?

5 lovely smelling scented candles

7.What do you consider to be kinky?

green M&M's

8.What was the last book you read, and when did you finish it?

Pillars of Creation, the same day I started it

9.There is a muscle in your mouth that you use to speak, how do you spell it?

it

10.If you could whisk me away to anywhere in the world right now, where would that be?

A wild night on the town in Las Vegas!

11. Why are you applying for this position?

The pay sucks, but the benefits are superb!

12. Why do you think I should pick you?

You only want the best.

13.What is the one thing you want to tell me that I didn't ask you about?

I hope you enjoy pepper lover, because I like it hot!

okay, people, I'm horny, so let's hurry up with the answers already.