Interracial story request

[KillerMuffin]

I'd like to see more interracial stories where white people are no where to be found.

I'd also like to see the black guy be a normal, average husband suddenly ambushed by a large group of big-titted white amazon chicks who abuse him while his wife is forced to watch.

Thank you for your consideration on this matter.

Muffie

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

What about...?

Maybe the whole scene could be part of the initiation ritual practiced by a group of suburban white wives who have gotten way too immeresed into the idea of Ya Ya Sisterhood.

Just a thought,

Rumple Foreskin

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think I'd like to see the husband and wife innocently driving home from the theater one night and then they take a wrong turn and end up on this gang's turf. Instead of killing them, the gang makes the husband be their little cumslut while forcing his wife to watch and humiliating her because her tits aren't as big as theirs.

 

[DevilBoy79]

I'd like to see more interracial stories where white people are no where to be found.

I'd also like to see the black guy be a normal, average husband suddenly ambushed by a large group of big-titted white amazon chicks who abuse him while his wife is forced to watch.

Thank you for your consideration on this matter.

Muffie

hmm i'd be happy to see some about a black woman and a white man, never can find anything on this, just black men white women, eww, an those dont do nuttin for me cause i dont like white woman to date, sorry ya dont mean to offend, if i did me appologize

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I've got a title.

The author might want to throw in a highly publicized trial during which the suburban Ya Ya wive's high profile defense team claims the black husband started the whole thing by insulting the Ya Ya ladies about their weight and belittling their attack trained Yorkshire Terriers while his wife was offering to make a cash or credit card donation to the sisterhood if they gave him, "Just what he deserves."

To make sure it's a bestseller, it needs a catchy title like, "Bonfire of the Inanities."

Just another thought.

RF

 

[KillerMuffin]

Secretions of the Ya-Ya Sphincterhood?

 

[Axeltheswede]

A couple of good title suggestions. Not up there with "If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle" but pretty close.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yeah, but...

"A couple of good title suggestions. Not up there with 'If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle' but pretty close." Axeltheswede

I don't mean to complain, you understand, but it's unfair to compare our mere mortal efforts to that classic. Merciful Georgia Axeltheswede, when you mention, "If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle," you're invoking the name of a (the?) seminal work of western lit.

Maybe, "Look Who's Cumming for Dinner."

RF

 

[Axeltheswede]

Couldn't agree more, Rumple. Muffie's title is an all time classic.

My titles are usually so lame, I can barely remember them myself. All that is about to change. I'm starting with a title and working the story around it.

Four San Diego housewives, jaded from a life of group sex and swapping, vacation together in Mexico. Unlike the "Sex In The City" women, these ladies actually take their bras and panties off when they have sex.

They take a trip into interior Mexico. Car breaks down. Locals don't take plastic. The women have to work off the cost of repairs in the local whorehouse. They descend into scenes of depraved sex and debauchery. My title: "Quatro Cinco".

What is the story that goes with "Guess Who's Cumming to Dinner".

 

[KillerMuffin]

Neversay that you've not seen that staple of small town toilet embroidery?

"If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be sweetie
& Wipe the Seatie"

My m-i-l gave me one stitched with yarn in plastic canvas for my anniversary three years ago. It's done in yellow. I can't figure out if that was an accident or her wicked sense of humor.

Huhmm,

I like "For Whom Belle Blows"

 

[Quasimodem]

The alternate contender was:

"Stand closer, it's shorter than you think."

I have always thought they wasted the title "Quiggley Down Under".
They should have saved it, to use as a euphemism for a social disease.

[I think it should be 'an euphemism' but it just doesn't read right.]

 

[fanzee1]

Secretions of the Ya-Ya Sphincterhood?

LOL. Just got an image of a big-titted Sandra Bullock in leather as a psychodykebitch from hell.

 

[MsLinnet]

LOL. Just got an image of a big-titted Sandra Bullock in leather as a psychodykebitch from hell.

Sandra Bullock's tits are fine the way they are but I like the leather psycho dyke bitch from hell, but don’t we have one already or a wannabe on Lit E

Love Linnet