Internet begging!!!

[Bindii]

OMG I can't believe some of the emails that I have recieved but this one takes the cake!

I wonder if its a cruel joke on someones behalf as the address is not a post office box.

And no I am not going to send him any money.

Hello,

I am (or at least believe I am) the worlds first self proclaimed
bona fied internet beggar. Not that it's a good thing, but there
should be some recognition for being the first anything. I have
no herbs, no reports, and no credit cards waiting for you. No free
phone. No free dish. I can't save your credit or re-mortgage
your home. I can't make any parts of your body bigger, or smaller,
or put hair on it. I can't make you tons of money working from
home because if I could, lord knows I would have done it for myself.
No, I'm just begging. I'm broke and in debt and I could really use
some money. So if you are doing well, you wouldn't mind helping a
fellow human being, and you can spare any money and I mean ANY money,
a million, a thousand, a hundred, a dollar, ANYTHING, please send it
my way. If on the other hand, like me, you are not doing so well,
then please just say a prayer or send your best wishes. And then
start writing to people and begging like me. Either way, please
drop me a note and I will send my thanks, prayers, and best wishes
to you.

Sincerely,

The Internet Beggar
internetbeggar@hotmail.com
SEND DONATIONS VIA CASH, CHECK, OR MONEY ORDERS TO:
Internet Beggar
260 E. Orvis St.
Massena, NY 13662
DONATE VIA CREDIT OR DEBIT CARD VIA PAYPAL AT:
https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business=internetbeggar@hotmail.com

To be removed from this mailing list please hit "reply" with
"remove"in the subject line, or you may send your email address to
internetbeggar@hotmail.com with the word "remove"in the subject
line. Or just do nothing, because I don't plan on bothering you
with this again.

 

[juicylips]

Awww..you're not going to send him money?


Hiya, B

JL

 

[Cotedebeaune]

Awww..you're not going to send him money?

JL

So how am I gonna pay the mortgage?

 

[plasticman33]

I'd love to find out if this works for him!

What a concept, send e-mails all over the world, some fools are bound to send him money.

 

[Bindii]

Awww..you're not going to send him money?


Hiya, B

JL

Hiya back!
Nope if he can afford computer access and paypal (you need a credit card for that) then I figure he doesn't need the money...lol

So how am I gonna pay the mortgage?

First you have to get the house! (Did ya BTW).

 

[Bindii]

I'd love to find out if this works for him!

What a concept, send e-mails all over the world, some fools are bound to send him money.

I say lets try it! lol

 

[Cotedebeaune]

First you have to get the house! (Did ya BTW).

Check your mail for latest sitrep!

 

[Ram Unreal]

Hilarious! Good luck to 'em. I hope some rich idiots lose kudos as well as cash.