InternationalFunboy...
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SimplySouthern
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Less hair, better chest -- usually covered in mustard or some other condiment.
And, he loves fishnets -- wearing them.
And, he loves fishnets -- wearing them.
april-wine
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*bratcat* said:Alright, I need to know a few things about the one who stalks me...
Tell me all about yourself...and if anyone else knows anything, then please add it in here!
Hmmmmmmmm I did'nt know you knew.........sheesh back to stalking school..........................
errrrrrrrrrr ummmmmmmm ignore that.......I see it's Funboy you are looking for
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Re: tease!!!
whoooooooooooo me?????? lol
*bratcat* said:
whoooooooooooo me?????? lol
InternationalFunboy
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Of all the Bulletinboards, on all the sites on the net......she came walking into mine. She was tall, lean with a face that could make a monkey cry and a body that looked like smooth white chocolate....she had thigh high boots on and a fierce look in her eye. I could tell she was one tough kit-N-boots with only one thing on her mind... and goddamn, could that kitty accessorize..
Top ten coolest unknown facts About InternationalFunboy:
10. code word: fishnet
09. I can make your boobies seem larger, I have small hands.
08. I played one of the goonies - no, not "chunk" you cheeky monkey.
07. I'm the coolest person my second cousin knows
06. In second grade, I could pee farther than any other guy
05. In the 11th grade I could pee farther than any other girl
04. The third nipple is hardly noticeable....the fourth however..
03. I love sleeping bags, and if you have to ask why....oy vey
02. It's nearly always highnoon on my sun dial
01. I'm long, and I'm strong, and I'm bound to get the friction on.
Top ten coolest unknown facts About InternationalFunboy:
10. code word: fishnet
09. I can make your boobies seem larger, I have small hands.
08. I played one of the goonies - no, not "chunk" you cheeky monkey.
07. I'm the coolest person my second cousin knows
06. In second grade, I could pee farther than any other guy
05. In the 11th grade I could pee farther than any other girl
04. The third nipple is hardly noticeable....the fourth however..
03. I love sleeping bags, and if you have to ask why....oy vey
02. It's nearly always highnoon on my sun dial
01. I'm long, and I'm strong, and I'm bound to get the friction on.
InternationalFunboy
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oh wait..it seems that I'm a fat hairy bastard too....
I could stoop to this level and post some pics that I have......but I refuse out of gentlemanly standards...
Should I look into Nairing my whole body? I mean, seriously..I'm a disgusting pig.......the real funny part is that I'm a calvin Klein model....so I still pull ho's like a farmer pulls teets....
I could stoop to this level and post some pics that I have......but I refuse out of gentlemanly standards...
Should I look into Nairing my whole body? I mean, seriously..I'm a disgusting pig.......the real funny part is that I'm a calvin Klein model....so I still pull ho's like a farmer pulls teets....
SimplySouthern
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You see now, bratcat, why I couldn't give you any insight on him?
Who can narrow all that down into one post?
Who can narrow all that down into one post?
InternationalFunboy
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Martha Plimpton? She thinks about me when she goes to the bathroom
Anyone else? Anyone?
Anyone else? Anyone?
InternationalFunboy
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Allright.....maybe I wasn't one of the goonies, per se. But I do have booty-traps........if you know what I'm sayin'....
So you better watch your butt, Kit-N-boots.....better hide it, before I bite it ;-)
So you better watch your butt, Kit-N-boots.....better hide it, before I bite it ;-)
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Don't tease the Funstud, bratcat.
He's like a caged animal when he's pushed into a corner. He'll force you to lay on him...naked. But it's OK if you squirm, he likes that.
Oh yeah, don't be at all put off if he wants to play games first. He likes to wear Mardi Gras masks while you throw beads around his Excalibur penis.
Work with him The ride is worth the fall.
He's like a caged animal when he's pushed into a corner. He'll force you to lay on him...naked. But it's OK if you squirm, he likes that.
Oh yeah, don't be at all put off if he wants to play games first. He likes to wear Mardi Gras masks while you throw beads around his Excalibur penis.
Work with him The ride is worth the fall.
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