InternationalFunboy, get in here...

[alexandraaah]

and do one of them cute lil dances I like so much.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

and do one of them cute lil dances I like so much.

I've got just the thing.....it's like the hokey pokey but it showcases the juice crew more AND you have to dress up in a costume or be absolutely naked...no exceptions....

you put your ballsack in ...you take your ballsack out....

Gather 'round! Grab yer girlies by the biscuits!

 

[alexandraaah]

Let's dance naked in a kiddy pool, read comic books and laugh at people.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

The whoremonger of Rangoon and satisfier of over ten-thousand women, 520 men and 230 unknown specimens, the draaah AND a kiddy pool? March in the porn starlets, jello, gynoglide and popcorn and you've got a deal...

Gimme some sugar baby ;-)

 

[alexandraaah]

You sound like a fun date.

An InternationalFundate.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Will you come to paris with me for fries? Oui?

 

[alexandraaah]

Will you come to paris with me for fries? Oui?

Mais oui.

Then, we'll jet off to the moon for a malt.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Additions to the Lunartic facility have been ongoing for months....I'm sure the malt shoppe is functional though....

We'll make it up as we go, an anti-gravity love song for two. The kiddie pool in zero G is something to behold....

I think I have some Archie Comics around here somewhere, too.

We can laugh at ALOT of people with the new satellite link viewer.... I've had it trained on Ruby's house for ages (no laughing matter i assure you). We can look into anyone's privacies. So who's on your list?

I'll be waiting in the anti-gravity hottub. BUTT-assed nekkid. BUTT-assed........BUTT.......yeah... that's right.
Then I'm prepared to wear you around the mansion like one of those face-hugger aliens.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ooh, like a Romper Room looking glass?

I wanna see Ruby, and Vixie and Modest Mouse and Hamlet and Rose and Laurel and.....fuck it, let's spy on them all.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

fine.

THEN can we have the mustache ride??

In fact......FREE mustache rides for all the ladies! come one come all....

I think i want to peek at:

Gretchen
SimplySouthern
Mishcka
minxe

 

[alexandraaah]

Yay!

I never really know what the hell you're talking about, but I'm just sure it's fun as hell.

If I cracked your skull open, what might I stumble across?

 

[lilminx]

But you don't have a moustache, IFB.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

lexx......a bunch of flying monkeys with FRICKKIN laserbeams...

Minxie.........SHHuushshhhh.

Allrigth the time is right.....I've run this by a few people but I need the opinion of Literotica at large..

I have planned to amputate my schween and in it's place i want to graft a cow's udder. Only it won't be just any udder....it'll be stuffed with nerve and erectile tissue that has been cloned from my own removed member. That way I will have four penii to choose from which I can use singly, in any configuration, or all at once. It'll be a porno feeding frenzy!

 

[alexandraaah]

I've told you this before: it's brilliant and I don't know what you're waiting for.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm wating for your LOVE, lexx... that and a willing cow and a compatible pair of chinos.

 

[perks]

willing cow

*check

 

[InternationalFunboy]

perky perky perky......HOLY cow at very least. I'd whip those pannies offa you through shear will alone, me....then swing you about by the nips and ass until you collapsed from orgasmic glee...

then......well......THEN i might put my penis in there....
QuackFest 2002!

 

[alexandraaah]

I got all the love you need, funboy.

I'll even whisk you a rare:

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Lexx shows her softer side, on a very special IFB.
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