Interior Decorators! Only 158 days left to harmonize your feng shui!

[tortoise]

" '[The Line] acts as a Conduit for what we call Sha, or, as they say in Spanish California, Bad Energy. Imagine a Wind, a truly ill wind, bringing failure, poverty, disgrace, betrayal--every kind of bad luck there is--all blowing through, night and day, with many times the force of the worst storm you were ever in. . . .

" 'Ev'rywhere else on earth, Boundaries follow Nature--coast-lines, ridge-tops, river-banks--so honoring the Dragon or Sha within, from which Land-Scape ever takes its form.' "

--feng shui master Captain Zhang in Thomas Pynchon's Mason & Dixon

 

[riff]

I am trying. But I ain't a decorator and the learning curve is....

Life is a journey and requires action.

 

[tortoise]

I'd heard rumors of it, now I see it's true: you HAVE turned into a fortune cookie!

Shine on, you crazy diamond!