Interesting tidbit in my e mail

[MissTaken]

I have a personal ad up at dskiosk. I haven't visited the site since placing the ad and recieve very few replies. That is fine with me.

Today a potential Dom contacts me. I reply by telling him that I cannot relocate, that I am a lousy cook (he required a culinary artist) and thank him for his interest. He then, responds once again.

And at the end of the message, he says:


If you do not RSVP with your pic and your vitals along with the answers to my questions and then call my toll-free number and either speak with me and/or leave your home/cell number, , I will send a hornet' s nest of wanna-be-Master-DOMs to your e-mail address to unnecessarily harass you until you time mangemrnt skills and lack thereof of won't let you even boil water again! LOL

I found it rather amusing....just wanted to share!

 

[DRxBlue]

Woo hoo hoo...

There's something seriously wrong with the "thinking process?" of this individual.

Aren't you terrified that these Doms are going to ruin your life with harassment. You may NEVER be able to "show your face" at dskiosk again.

(assuming you ever showed your face, but if you HAD then you would have one less task to perform to earn the good graces of this creature, if he has any good graces. Damn! i think it's contagious! my logic is flowing like silly putty. Oh NO! wat fi i loose hte ablitiy too spel!!!)

Bee AFAIRD! BE VYER AIFIRD!!
and LACK thereof!

 

[RawHumor]

Ahhhh... true love.

It's so romantic!


Some guys just send flowers, but he's going to flood you with offers from other "dominants".

And who said chivalry is dead?

 

[Trainerman]

what a pillock he is !

not just a pillock either...illogical AND ignorant !! (goes with the territory, I suppose)

Doesn't he know it takes seconds to delete crap emails??

Mind you...I hope he does it ! After all, if you can spare the time to read them, there may just be a Dom in there that IS to your taste !!! Visions of egg all over face of a pillock !!!!

 

[cymbidia]

Funny!



I just got a (thankfully!) rare propostional PM from a total stranger the other day in which he forgot to erase the name of the person he sent it to before me.

I laughed, considered sending it back to him with the explanation that i might have been interested had he gotten my name on the thing instead of hers...and then just deleted it.

 

[lilfrk]

I don't know if I'm sad that I don't get these kinds of PMs or thankful. I'm leaning toward thankful.

 

[fallon2]

Can you

In any case what we need to do is give him a universal label so that he and others understand that he is . . . (all together now) a DUMBASS!

 

[Richard49]

If you do not RSVP with your pic and your vitals along with the answers to my questions and then call my toll-free number and either speak with me and/or leave your home/cell number, , I will send a hornet' s nest of wanna-be-Master-DOMs to your e-mail address to unnecessarily harass you until you time mangemrnt skills and lack thereof of won't let you even boil water again! LOL

I found it rather amusing....just wanted to share!

It proves that some are sicker than others......sweet Jesus no wonder us real bees (made up a new word here) have such a hard time finding someone........

"may the bird of paradise fly up his nose...may an elephant caress him with .........."

Us former DJs take liberties with the english language and music

BTW I am an excellent cook....do U do dishes?

 

[Ebonyfire]

What a bunch of BS

Where do these guys come from?

Ebony

 

[Ebonyfire]

As Bugs Bunny says....

"What a maroon!" Or is it moron?

Ebony

 

[Richard49]

Re: What a bunch of BS

Where do these guys come from?

Ebony

There mothers

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: What a bunch of BS

There mothers

Sure, blame the women, LOL

Ebony

 

[Richard49]

Re: Re: Re: What a bunch of BS

Sure, blame the women, LOL

Ebony

Who?
Me?
Never


To all the women here
1 dozon

 

[Skally]

I had an entertaining PM the other day.

Someone asked me if I wanted to chat, I replied and said that I don't do cyber. The person replied and said that it was ok, and asked for a bit more info about me. I pointed towards the Risaskye's "New faces come say hello" thread and haven't heared from him since

 

[petrel]

You do get them - the funny ones are the badly typed and badly spelt PM's or e-mails demanding that as a sub I give them my undivided attention and respect - strangly enough they rarely even warrent a reply. I have changed most of my chat profiles to read - if you ask me for personal information (location/phone number etc etc) I will ignore you; Its amazing the number of people who still think its okay to ask for this kind of information within five seconds on making first contact! If I wanted to pick up someone for a real life shag I would be out at my local meat market not online in the comfort and privacy of my own living room
(oh my god i've given the game away - I live in ..... the living room!!!!!)