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Jose Jones
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2000
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First, I want to rant at the stupud cunt whose classroom is across the hall from mine.
"I never did like you. The first time I say you, I knew you were a stupid, backward, petty, cornfed republican cunt. And I have had a vision of the future: You will continue to pose, you will continue to grandstand in the faculty meetings, you will continue suck our supervisor's ass, and you are going to be passed over.
Passed over. No where. Pity, I won't be there to see it, but don't worry- I've got people who will keep me informed."
Second, I want to rant at my interim-associate:
"You fucking idiot. You are the walking definition of square. If I stuck a lump of coal in your ass, by the end of the day I would have a diamond. I think the best part of you ran down the crack of you're mom's ass and ended as a brown stain on the mattress and that you have been cheated. You are a short-timer. Just do your job and leave me the fuck alone. "
And third:
uh, well, I think that covers it. I feel better now.
"I never did like you. The first time I say you, I knew you were a stupid, backward, petty, cornfed republican cunt. And I have had a vision of the future: You will continue to pose, you will continue to grandstand in the faculty meetings, you will continue suck our supervisor's ass, and you are going to be passed over.
Passed over. No where. Pity, I won't be there to see it, but don't worry- I've got people who will keep me informed."
Second, I want to rant at my interim-associate:
"You fucking idiot. You are the walking definition of square. If I stuck a lump of coal in your ass, by the end of the day I would have a diamond. I think the best part of you ran down the crack of you're mom's ass and ended as a brown stain on the mattress and that you have been cheated. You are a short-timer. Just do your job and leave me the fuck alone. "
And third:
uh, well, I think that covers it. I feel better now.
