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Re: Re: Instead of "hanging out" in the author's section
Cloudy,
I do believe the polite and reserved gentleman is asking you to tie one end of a length of fishing line around his balls, and tie a handle on the other end. Then he wishes for you to hang from this handle until he has received enough pleasure. (I think you should decide when he has received enough pleasure though. If you get bored while doing this I'm sure it would just enhance his enjoyment if you tried bouncing your weight on the handle, or invited a friend or three to join you.)
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cloudy said:
Cloudy,
I do believe the polite and reserved gentleman is asking you to tie one end of a length of fishing line around his balls, and tie a handle on the other end. Then he wishes for you to hang from this handle until he has received enough pleasure. (I think you should decide when he has received enough pleasure though. If you get bored while doing this I'm sure it would just enhance his enjoyment if you tried bouncing your weight on the handle, or invited a friend or three to join you.)
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yeah... we had an, um, invasion last night.... 
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TheEarl said:
nice one earl.
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I think we need bigger signs on the doors.
The General Board is down the hall, bub.
The General Board is down the hall, bub.
she_is_my_addiction
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I checked. Apparently no one in the GB likes 'im either.
Surprise, surprise.
Surprise, surprise.
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Hanns_Schmidt said:
Ask your mommy if you should be on a site like this.
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Hanns_Schmidt said:
Well, speaking only for myself (of course), I can answer your question.
Hanging out in the "author's section" is fun, often uplifting, occasionally maddening, and always stimulating.
Hanging from your fucking sack would just be boring and smelly.
However, I've been told that it only takes 9# of force to pull off a man's balls, so perhaps it would be a worthwhile endeavor from that perspective.
Have a nice day, fuckwad.
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she_is_my_addiction said:I checked. Apparently no one in the GB likes 'im either.
I guess he doesn't have the balls to invade "Arabia" so this was the best he could do.
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Dranoel said:I guess he doesn't have the balls to invade "Arabia" so this was the best he could do.
Sounds about right.
Nice to see you around here and there Dad...er, Dran.
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Hanns_Schmidt said:
I think we'll put this one down as: "Doesn't play well with others."
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Hanns_Schmidt said:
I've been trying, but seeing as your balls haven't dropped yet, I couldn't get a good enough grip. Never mind, sweetie, maybe next year.
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TheEarl said:
Carson was the only one who really got invaded, the rest of us just stood around gawking and fondling each other.
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