Insomniacs randomness

[Weirdnessome]

Can't sleep....random thoughts

I'd be nice to be able to speak to animals

 

[Rob_Royale]

Can't sleep....random thoughts

I'd be nice to be able to speak to animals

Do you really want the house cat to be able to tell your SO how much you masturbate when they aren't around?

 

[SixShooter14]

Do you really want the house cat to be able to tell your SO how much you masturbate when they aren't around?

Thats why i have a dog!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Do you really want the house cat to be able to tell your SO how much you masturbate when they aren't around?

This is why I’ll never have an Alexa.

 

[ericalauren]

I got up to pee and now I’m unable to fall back asleep. I was just wondering about the origins of “blue raspberry” flavoring. I’m about to google it.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I’m wondering why my dog thinks getting me up at 3am is a good idea.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Do you really want the house cat to be able to tell your SO how much you masturbate when they

I got up to pee and now I’m unable to fall back asleep. I was just wondering about the origins of “blue raspberry” flavoring. I’m about to google it.

What was the answer

 

[Weirdnessome]

I’m wondering why my dog thinks getting me up at 3am is a good

I’m wondering why my dog thinks getting me up at 3am is a good idea.

My cats do that at 5

 

[Bry1313]

Ever wonder how many people on your block are going at it while you have the “I can’t get to sleep” mood going?

 

[Backagainpart4]

Yea I have wondered that.

The last time I was in Manhattan I was walking down the street wondering how many hundreds or thousands were going at it within a mile of where I was.

 

[ericalauren]

Someone texted my cousin asking about how to help hemorrhoids. My cousin replied by saying something like, “wrong number but try cortisone cream”. The person apologized and said that they were so embarrassed. How silly.