Insomnia

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.... dog wakes up MC to let dog outside. Dog takes off to chase cat. MC chases dog. Wakes up that attractive neighbour... (is it her cat?)

 

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As lights go one up and down the street amidst shouts of "someone sut up that dog...", an orgy brews...

 

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and once in a blue moon, the insomniac sleeps well. Dreams of plot bunnies perchance?

 

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and then he falls asleep right after gnawing on a carrot.

 

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I wonder if tentacle monsters suffer from insomnia?

 

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Yeah, I've been suffering from insomnia for a few months. It's horrible.

and are you a tentacle monsters?

 

[Carnevil9]

@sirhugs - have you seen the movie "Fight Club"? It starts off with a character suffering from insomnia. It gets much worse from there.

 

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@sirhugs - have you seen the movie "Fight Club"? It starts off with a character suffering from insomnia. It gets much worse from there.

I have intentionally voided thay vrutal movie. Now you have given me omemore reason to watch Late Night Eats instead.

 

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Things I learn while not sleeping division:

did you know that there is a new sleeping pill that has hypersexuality as a side effect?
Must be a story in that.
Like how they dicovered it.
and why they aren't marketing it as such.

 

[LupusDei]

Things I learn while not sleeping division:

did you know that there is a new sleeping pill that has hypersexuality as a side effect?
Must be a story in that.
Like how they dicovered it.
and why they aren't marketing it as such.

Wow, really? It's like, I think we discussed just that as a perverted fantasy scenario somewhere up-thread.

Then, pesrsonally, I do not need questionable pills to feel extra horny when I have skipped a night's sleep, or two (more haven't happened for a while, and the effects of a week with no sleep differ significantly again). But perhaps I'm weird like that, slight sleep deprivation manifests in me somewhat similar to light drunkenness, but only if I haven't slept any at all.

Sleeping very little is worst, and so I may intentionally choose not to, if I can't get a decent amount of sleep in, or risk to slide of my sleep cycles into the day (with tend to slowly happen anyway).

 

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Wow, really? It's like, I think we discussed just that as a perverted fantasy scenario somewhere up-thread.

Then, pesrsonally, I do not need questionable pills to feel extra horny when I have skipped a night's sleep, or two (more haven't happened for a while, and the effects of a week with no sleep differ significantly again). But perhaps I'm weird like that, slight sleep deprivation manifests in me somewhat similar to light drunkenness, but only if I haven't slept any at all.

Sleeping very little is worst, and so I may intentionally choose not to, if I can't get a decent amount of sleep in, or risk to slide of my sleep cycles into the day (with tend to slowly happen anyway).

I got a whole four part fantasy out of the idea of an Afternoon Nap Interrupted. without the addition of plot bunnies or tentacle monsters.
I am sure your vwersion would be .... interesting.

 

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Up too early this whole week. This morning I was lying in bed wondering if this is a sign that there ought to be another sequel to The Upside of Smoking, make it a trilogy.

What do youse guys (and gals?) think?

Dare I ask where it goes next?
Plot bunnies eating the vegetable garden at 2 am?
No...not insomniac tentacle monsters . And no late night Klown Kar drag racing.

If you forgot where chapter 2 left off:

"Nora does love assfucking even more than I do, Daddy-o," Amy chuckled, giving my daughter a playful slap on her buttock. "I'd suggest that you try it, but by then the neighbours will be wake, so we better leave that for another night when you can't sleep."

With that they finished their smokes and bounced into the kitchen to make breakfast. I remained lying on the deck, dazed and confused.

I silently prayed that they had not cured my insomnia. Then I dozed off, dreaming of girls smoking and sex.

 

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The Sleep Doctor is a Witch Doctor

Tough to do this one without stereotyping, but I am in the grasp of sleep doctors, so far without suvccess. As I waited for the coffee this morning, I thought that maybe whhat I need is a witch doctor...

Mybe the story is about a missionary whose insomnia is solved by the witch doctor, who in turn accidentally mixed up the sleeping potion and the love potion...

 

[LupusDei]

Mybe the story is about a missionary whose insomnia is solved by the witch doctor, who in turn accidentally mixed up the sleeping potion and the love potion...

So basically, a missionary seduced by the young beautiful witche's apprentice into preaching a whole different faith?

 

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So basically, a missionary seduced by the young beautiful witche's apprentice into preaching a whole different faith?

willing to do anything not to end up in the stew pot anyway.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

Maybe the person with insomnia goes to see a witch doctor, who tells the insomniac they're possessed. But no worries, they know how to do an exorcism and make the spirit 'cum' out.

(any gender combination possible, can make this interracial too, even incest is possible)

 

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Maybe the person with insomnia goes to see a witch doctor, who tells the insomniac they're possessed. But no worries, they know how to do an exorcism and make the spirit 'cum' out.

(any gender combination possible, can make this interracial too, even incest is possible)

does it require sticking pins in the penis of a voodoo doll?

 

[Bubo_bubo]

does it require sticking pins in the penis of a voodoo doll?

You only use a doll if you don't have the person themself at hand.

 

[LupusDei]

You only use a doll if you don't have the person themself at hand.

And... while not quite pins there's kinky equipment I would want not to know existed, e.g. sounding.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

And... while not quite pins there's kinky equipment I would want not to know existed, e.g. sounding.

Or pipe brushes

 

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ok, youse dudes lost me at the second left turn...

 

[Carnevil9]

I silently prayed that they had not cured my insomnia. Then I dozed off, dreaming of girls smoking and sex.

I like this way to finish off a trilogy: to have the MC realize that his insomnia is a good thing, not a bad thing, and that he can live HEA* with his daughter and her bevvy of beautiful BFFs.

*Happily Ever After

 

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I like this way to finish off a trilogy: to have the MC realize that his insomnia is a good thing, not a bad thing, and that he can live HEA* with his daughter and her bevvy of beautiful BFFs.

*Happily Ever After

as I began reading your post, I was thinking that the MC would wake up to realize it was all a dream, that he never had sex with the girls, but his insomnia was cured. But now what to do about his nicotine addication?

 

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as I began reading your post, I was thinking that the MC would wake up to realize it was all a dream, that he never had sex with the girls, but his insomnia was cured. But now what to do about his nicotine addication?

hang out behind the dumpster at the college where the "bad girls" get their fix, puffing away?