Angelus
Wrapped up in Shadow
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2000
- Posts
- 6,309
Haven't I seen you before = Nice ass
I'm a romantic = I'm poor
I need you = my hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
She's kinda cute = I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male room-mate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my todger really that small?
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you?
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you really love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now
I have to tell you something = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking about you alot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think that we should be just friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next!
I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later? = I gotta turn on my answering machine
I'm a romantic = I'm poor
I need you = my hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
She's kinda cute = I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male room-mate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my todger really that small?
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you?
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you really love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now
I have to tell you something = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking about you alot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think that we should be just friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next!
I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later? = I gotta turn on my answering machine
