Inside the Blanket Fort

[sirhugs]

after the kids go to bed, the adults have a turn.

 

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

Could be a great group sex story. Adding more and more people to the limited space over the span of the night. Maybe it starts with one couple having sex and they get interrupted by a third person, then a fourth and a fifth and a sixth… I just love the idea of crowding the space completely until everyone is basically having what I believe is called outercourse regardless of whether there’s any intercourse.

 

[Hypoxia]

Ordinary sibling incest: Canadiens Sis and Sonny have played in blanket forts since childhood. Now they're over 18 and in Australia, where Xmas is a mid-summer holiday. Inside the traditional blanket fort, they're overheated, and must strip. Hilarity ensues.

 

[sirhugs]

Ordinary sibling incest: Canadiens Sis and Sonny have played in blanket forts since childhood. Now they're over 18 and in Australia, where Xmas is a mid-summer holiday. Inside the traditional blanket fort, they're overheated, and must strip. Hilarity ensues.

I have always thought that "Hilarity with Hilary" would be a great title, but never have a plot to match.

 

[Hypoxia]

I have always thought that "Hilarity with Hilary" would be a great title, but never have a plot to match.

For a GM tale, explore what Sir Edmond did with his Sherpa bearers. But no yak-fucking, please. Some yetis, maybe. And don't forget holy corn oil, that's oil from the corns of holy men.

 

[sirhugs]

For a GM tale, explore what Sir Edmond did with his Sherpa bearers. But no yak-fucking, please. Some yetis, maybe. And don't forget holy corn oil, that's oil from the corns of holy men.

yetis, the Alpine equivalent of tentacle monsters?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The one thing that everyone inside the blanket fort forgets is, that everyone on the outside can hear them.

 

[sirhugs]

The one thing that everyone inside the blanket fort forgets is, that everyone on the outside can hear them.

so it becomes an E&V story...

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Time to add a horror/supernatural bent to things:

Kids go to bed talking about all the adventures they had and how the imaginary friends they met there are really eager to meet their parents. Mom kisses the kids goodnight and goes downstairs to take apart the fort when she sees someone rustling Around in there and here’s her husband calling her to join him in the fort.

Playfully crawling inside, she suddenly notices that the fort seems a lot bigger on the inside and she crawls in deeper, she suddenly falls several stories into a pit of pillows and blankets where she sees horrible monsters stripping and ravishing adults.

She is soon approached by a number of horrible beasts who introduce themselves as her children’s “imaginary” friends. They like playing with kids, but there’s things they want to do with adults that they just can’t do with kids. So they made a place where they can bring all the adults in for some fun.

Woman of course panics but then is approached by another creature who she recognizes as her imaginary friend from when she was younger, only now the friend is much older with desires to match. Her friend will get first dibs.

And as othe mother we follow surrenders to the embrace of someone who has known her for decades, her husband falls in after her and is similarly poached by the friends.

The parents spend weeks engaging in all manner of debauchery, their needs being met as they even begin procreating with the friends. Then after what seems like years, they finally wake up in the blanket fort, exhausted and weary but otherwise themselves.

They assume it was all a nightmare and go to bed to sleep in but just a few hours later, they are awoken by their children loudly playing. They get up and see their children playing with all of the nightmarish creatures the two of them conceived the night before, who are now very real and happy to meet their “mommy and daddy”

 

[sirhugs]

why do the beasts have to be horrible?
Beasts need better PR.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Cause they been under my bed for years and ain’t paid me one cent of rent!

Though honestly, most imaginary friends are just humanoid kids or something the kid would want to be friends with so they could all appear pleasant

 

[Hypoxia]

why do the beasts have to be horrible?

To frighten and disgust the parents, of course.

 

[sirhugs]

To frighten and disgust the parents, of course.

as long as they straighten the kid's room, the parents won't care.