Ok ladies..and gents *grin*
Me and him indoors are having a ball using all sorts of stuff for a bit of filth but whilst me playing submissive he inserts things depending on how *good* i am...we've done the cucumber/carrot dildo..wine bottle...beer bottle...both ends...Phowar!..umm...brushes...candles etc give me something new!!!something with width!
I am currently eyeing the corn on the cobs lustfully when i am shopping imagining the way they would look and feel covered in a condom and get a kick as the checkout girl loads my shopping across the conveyor belt...you'd never guess i was gonna fuck those veggies would you sweetheart...*L*
i love watching her handle the items i will insert, as she blissfully unaware chats about my baby in the buggy or the weather...my mind is wondering whether to warm the veggie in the mocrowave or take it cold....sorry having dorty thoughts and thought i'd share...be rude not to...*grin*
Me and him indoors are having a ball using all sorts of stuff for a bit of filth but whilst me playing submissive he inserts things depending on how *good* i am...we've done the cucumber/carrot dildo..wine bottle...beer bottle...both ends...Phowar!..umm...brushes...candles etc give me something new!!!something with width!
I am currently eyeing the corn on the cobs lustfully when i am shopping imagining the way they would look and feel covered in a condom and get a kick as the checkout girl loads my shopping across the conveyor belt...you'd never guess i was gonna fuck those veggies would you sweetheart...*L*
i love watching her handle the items i will insert, as she blissfully unaware chats about my baby in the buggy or the weather...my mind is wondering whether to warm the veggie in the mocrowave or take it cold....sorry having dorty thoughts and thought i'd share...be rude not to...*grin*
